Bo Burnham - 314 apple pi

Yo I ^Amdon't got bros dont h^Gang on the streets I dont ^Fbeat my hoes I only b^Eeat my meat ^AmDon't womanize 'cause you ^Gknow it's true That when you ^Flook in their eyes you see they're ^Epeople too Mother effin ^Amsuffrage^{G F E} Mother effin ^Amsuffrage^{G F E}

You ^Amknow I'm a gangsta you k^Gnow I do coke But I ^Fhad to go to diet 'cause it b^Eurnt my throat ^AmI've been doin drive-bys ^Gall of my life Cept the b^Fullets are newspapers the ca^Er is my BIKE ^AmYeah! ^{G F E} The car is my ^Ambike ^{G F E}

Yo yo yo ^Am3 1 a^Gpple pi I'll ^Fwhip it out clean it off and st^Eick it in her eye ^Am And by it I mean co^Gntact lens ^{F E} Unless it got ^Amdirty ^{G F E}

Yo yo yo ^Am3 1 a^Gpple pi I got ^Frhymes and flows that make ^EHitler cry ^AmGeorge Bush won't he'll just y^Gell and rant But he's a ^FPresiDONT who ^EAmeriCANT ^AmOh my ^GGod that is g^Food the kid is go^Eod I ^Amknow I know him yu^Gp I swe^Far to God ^E

I spit ^Amgangsta hymns 'cause I'm a g^Gangsta straight I think of ^Finch rims when I mas^Eturbate We're ^Amgonna be late there's no t^Gime to waste Cause the g^Firls that I date have a part^Eicular taste ^Am The taste of my ^Gweiner ^{F E} The taste of my ^Amweiner ^{G F E}

Yo yo yo ^Am3 1 a^Gpple pi Why ^Fwas I born white No one q^Euite knows why ^AmGansgsta sell their rocks I^G got a collection ^FYou couldn't get a rise out of a ^Eyeast infection

Yo yo I'm a ^Amlyrical heretic but I'll ^Gmake you laugh ^FHit you with rhetoric that'll c^Eut you in half I don't ^Amneed to be a clown I don't n^Geed to be nice How '^Fbout you sit down and I s^Eerve you slice

Of my ^Am3 1 a^Gpple pi my v^Foice is so smokey it'll m^Eake you high ^AmHere's a confession it's a^Gll about me ^FHere's my impression of a ^Ebroken jet ski ^AmBuh duh da duh duh d^Ga da da da da d^Fuh duh duh da da ^EFill me with gas ^{Am G F E}

^AmHere come the puns h^Gere come the puns ^AmHere come the puns h^Gere come the puns

^AmAll you little thugs wanna ^Gmess me with me Know that ^FI've been doin' drugs since the ^Eage of 3 I ^Amtook my cereal stabbed it o^Gpen with a knife ^FSnorted that shit and I got ^Ehigh on LIFE

Yo yo a guy ^Amasked me for change saying my m^Gind was too dense I said you ^Fwon't make cents if you ^Edon't make sense

^AmYou know I flow and show it you know that B^Go know it You're lawn I'll ^Fmow it and grow it cause he's a s^Eho' poet Yo my rims be ^Amspinning I winning like Adam I^G be sinning Potato ^Fskinnnin' and knittin' and sepa^Erate those linens ^AmAnd in my eyes you see ^Gflies and though you people tries ^FJust to disguise all your ^Elies but baby I be wise ^AmYou know I did it and ^Gshit it you brothers couldn't hit it ^FThen you try to ride it too l^Eate - I already s^Ampit it ^{G F E} I already ^Amspit ^Git ^{F E}