Bo Burnham - 314 apple pi

Yo I ^Amdon't got bros, dont ^Ghang on the streets I dont ^Fbeat my hoes, I only ^Ebeat my meat. ^AmDon't womanize 'cause you ^Gknow it's true That when you ^Flook in their eyes you see they're ^Epeople too Mother effin ^Amsuffrage^{G F E} Mother effin ^Amsuffrage^G! ^{F E}

You ^Amknow I'm a gangsta, you ^Gknow I do coke, But I ^Fhad to go to diet, 'cause it ^Eburnt my throat. ^AmI've been doin drive-bys ^Gall of my life, 'Cept the ^Fbullets are newspapers, the ^Ecar is my BIKE! ^AmYeah! ^{G F E} The car is my ^Ambike! ^{G F E}

Yo yo yo ^Am3.14 ^Gapple pi, I'll ^Fwhip it out, clean it off, and ^Estick it in her eye. ^Am And by "it&quo^Gt; I mean contact^F lens..^E. Unless it got ^Amdirty ^{G F E}

Yo yo yo ^Am3.14 ^Gapple pi, I got ^Frhymes and flows that make ^EHitler cry. ^AmGeorge Bush won't, he'll just ^Gyell and rant But he's a ^FPresiDONT who ^EAmeriCANT ^AmOh my ^GGod, that is ^Fgood, the kid is ^Egood I ^Amknow, I know him, ^Gyup, I ^Fswear to God! ^E

I spit ^Amgangsta hymns, 'cause I'm a ^Ggangsta straight, I think of ^F20 inch rims when I ^Emasturbate. We're ^Amgonna be late, there's no ^Gtime to waste, 'Cause the ^Fgirls that I date have a par^Eticular taste... ^Am The taste of my ^Gweiner ^{F E} The taste of my ^Amweiner! ^{G F E}

Yo yo yo ^Am3.14 ^Gapple pi, Why ^Fwas I born white? No one ^Equite knows why. ^AmGansgsta sell their rocks, ^GI got a collection ^FYou couldn't get a rise out of a ^Eyeast infection.

Yo yo I'm a ^Amlyrical heretic but I'll ^Gmake you laugh, ^FHit you with rhetoric, that'll ^Ecut you in half. I don't ^Amneed to be a clown, I don't ^Gneed to be nice, How '^Fbout you sit down, and I ^Eserve you slice...

Of my ^Am3.14 ^Gapple pi my ^Fvoice is so smokey it'll ^Emake you high ^AmHere's a confession: it's ^Gall about me, ^FHere's my impression of a ^Ebroken jet ski. ^AmBuh duh da duh duh, ^Gda da da da da ^Fduh duh duh da da ^EFill me with gas!^{Am G F E}

^AmHere come the puns, ^Ghere come the puns ^AmHere come the puns, ^Ghere come the puns

^AmAll you little thugs wanna ^Gmess me with me? Know that ^FI've been doin' drugs since the ^Eage of 3. I ^Amtook my cereal, stabbed it ^Gopen with a knife, ^FSnorted that shit and I got ^Ehigh on LIFE.

Yo yo a guy ^Amasked me for change, saying my ^Gmind was too dense, I said you ^Fwon't make cents if you ^Edon't make sense.

^AmYou know I flow and show it, you know that ^GBo know it, You're lawn I'll ^Fmow it and grow it cause he's a s^Eho' poet. Yo my rims be ^Amspinning I winning, like Adam ^GI be sinning. Potato ^Fskinnnin' and knittin' and sepa^Erate those linens. ^AmAnd in my eyes you see ^Gflies, and though you people tries ^FJust to disguise all your ^Elies, but baby I be wise. ^AmYou know I did it and ^Gshit it you brothers couldn't hit it, ^FThen you try to ride it, too ^Elate - I already ^Amspit it. ^{G F E} I already ^Amspit ^Git! ^{F E}