Bo Burnham - 314 apple pi

Spoken: Yo^Am, y^Go, yo, what's up ^FWord to my n-wo^Erds

^AmDon't got bros, don't ^Ghang on the streets I don't ^Fbeat my hos, I only ^Ebeat my meat, yeah ^AmDon't womanize cause you ^Gknow it's true that when you ^Flook in their eyes you see they're ^Epeople too Mother effin^Am' suffrage! ^{G F E} I said mother effin^Am' suffrage!

You ^Amknow I'm a gangsta, you ^Gknow I do Coke, but I ^Fhad to go to diet, cause it^E burnt my throat. ^AmI've been doin' drive-bys ^Gall of my life, except the ^Fbullets are newspapers, the ^Ecar is my bike, yeah^{Am G F E} I said the car is my bi^Amke. ^{G F E} yo yo

^Am3.14 ^Gapple pi, I say I ^Fwhip it out, I clean it off, I ^Estick it in her eye, ^Amand by "it" I mean ^Gcontact lens.^{F E} It must have got ^Amdirty. ^{G F E} yo yo yo

^Am3.14 ^Gapple pi, I got ^Frhymes and flows that make ^EHitler cry. ^AmGeorge Bush won't, he'll just ^Gyell and rant but he's a ^FpresiDONT who ^EameriCANT.

I spit ^Amgangsta hymns, cause I'm a ^Ggangsta straight, I think of ^F20 inch rims when I ^Emasturbate. We're ^Amgonna be late, there's no ^Gtime to waste, cause the g^Firls that I date, have a par^Eticular taste. ^AmThe^G t^Fas^Ete of my weiner! The taste of my ^Amweiner..^{G F E} Yo

^Am3.14 ^Gapple pi Why w^Fas I born white? no one^E quite knows why, ^AmGansgstas sell their rocks, ^GI got a collection. ^FYou couldn't get a rise out of a ^Eyeast infection.

I'm a ^Amlyrical heretic, but I'll ^Gmake you laugh I'll ^Fhit you with rhetoric, then I'll ^Ecut you in half. I don't ^Amneed to be a clown, I don't ^Gneed to be nice, How ^Fbout you sit down and I ^Eserve you a slice...

of my ^Am3.14 ^Gapple pi My vo^Fice is so smoky it'll ^Emake you high...

Yo, ^Amhere's a confession, it's ^Gall about me, ^FHere's my impression of a ^Ebroken jet ski.. ^AmPa da^G da ^Fda ^Eda da da ... Fill me with g^Amas. ^GI'm ^Fa j^Eet ski.

^AmHere come the puns ^GHere come the puns ^AmHere come the puns ^GHere come the puns

^AmAll you little thugs wanna ^Gmess me with me, know that ^FI've been doin' drugs since the ^Eage of 3. I ^Amtook my cereal, stabbed it ^Gopen with a knife. ^FSnorted that shit and I got ^Ehigh on Life.

Yo A guy ^Amaskin' for change, saying my ^Gmind was too dense. I said you ^Fwon't make cents if you ^Edon't make sense.

^AmYou know I flow it and s^Ghow it, you know that Bo know it, ^FYo, your lawn I'll mow it and grow ^Eit cause he's a sho' poet. ^AmYo my rims be spinning I wi^Gnning, like Adam I be sinnin'. ^FPotato skinnnin' and kni^Ettin' and separate those linens. ^AmAnd in my eyes you see fl^Gies, and though you people tries ^FJust to disguise all your l^Eies, but baby I be wise. ^AmYou know I did it and shit ^Git you brothers couldn't hit it, ^FThen you try to rid it, to^Eo late! I already spit it.

I already s^Ampit it.^{G F E} I said apple ^Ampi.