It's n^Cine o'^Gclock on a ^AmSaturday ^Am/G The ^Fregular ^C/Ecrowd shuffles ^Din ^G There's an ^Cold ma^Gn sitting ^Amnext to me ^Am/G Making ^Flove to his ^F/Gtonic and ^Cgin

He says, ^C"Son can^G you play ^Amme a mem^Am/Gory I'm^F not really ^C/Esure how it ^Dgoes ^G But it's ^Csad and it's ^Gsweet And I ^Amknew it com^Am/Gplete When ^FI wore a ^F/Gyounger man's ^Cclothes"

^AmLa La ^Am/GLa La La ^Am/F#La La ^{F Am} La ^Am/GLa La La ^DLa L^D7a ^{G F Em G}

^CSing us a ^Gsong you're the ^Ampiano man ^{Am/G F}Sing us a ^C/Esong to^Dnight ^G Well we're ^Call in the ^Gmood for a ^Ammelody ^Am/G And ^Fyou've got us ^F/Gfeeling al^Cright

Now Jo^Chn at the ^Gbar is a ^Amfriend of mine ^Am/G He g^Fets me my ^C/Edrinks for ^Dfree ^G And he's qu^Cick with a ^Gjoke or to ^Amlight up your ^Am/Gsmoke But ^Fthere's someplace that ^F/Ghe'd rather ^Cbe ^{C C C}

He says, &^Cquot;Bill,^G I believe thi^Ams is killing^Am/G me" As a ^Fsmile ran ^C/Eaway from his ^Dface ^G "Well,^C I'm sure th^Gat I could ^Ambe a movie ^Am/Gstar If ^FI could get ^F/Gout of this ^Cplace"

Oh ^AmLa La ^Am/GLa La La ^Am/F#La La ^{F Am} La ^Am/GLa La La ^DLa L^D7a ^{G F Em G}

Now ^CPaul is a ^Greal estate ^Amnovelist ^Am/G Who ^Fnever had ^C/Etime for a ^Dwife ^G And he's ^Ctalking with ^GDavy, who's ^Amstill in the ^Am/GNavy And ^Fprobably ^F/Gwill be for ^Clife

And the ^Cwaitress is ^Gpracticing ^Ampolitics ^Am/G As the ^Fbusinessmen ^C/Eslowly get ^Dstoned ^G Yes they're ^Csharing a ^Gdrink they call ^Amloneliness ^Am/G But it's ^Fbetter than ^F/Gdrinking ^Calone

^CSing us a ^Gsong you're the ^Ampiano man ^{Am/G F}Sing us a ^C/Esong to^Dnight ^G Well we're ^Call in the ^Gmood for a ^Ammelody ^Am/G And ^Fyou've got us ^F/Gfeeling ^Calright

It's a ^Cpretty good ^Gcrowd for a ^AmSaturday ^Am/G And the ^Fmanager ^C/Egives me a ^Dsmile ^G 'Cause he ^Cknows that it's ^Gme they've been ^Amcoming to ^Am/Gsee To for^Fget about ^F/Glife for a ^Cwhile ^{C C C}

And the ^Cpiano ^Gsounds like a ^Amcarnival ^Am/G And the ^Fmicropho^C/Ene smells like a ^Dbeer ^G And they ^Csit at the ^Gbar and put ^Ambread in my ^Am/Gjar And say &^Fquot;Man what^F/G are you d^Coing here?"

Oh ^AmLa La ^Am/GLa La La ^Am/F#La La ^{F Am} La ^Am/GLa La La ^DLa L^D7a ^{G F Em G}

^CSing us a ^Gsong you're the ^Ampiano man ^{Am/G F}Sing us a ^C/Esong to^Dnight ^G Well we're ^Call in the ^Gmood for a ^Ammelody ^Am/G And ^Fyou've got us ^F/Gfeeling ^Calright