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Tuning: E A D G B E
Bm A#m Bm E E7 Bm A#m Bm E E7
BmPut a dead cat on the E7railroad tracks, Bmthe Wolf-bains blooming by the E7tressels. Get the Geyeball of a rooster and theF#7 stones from a ditch and Gwash 'em down with bilge water andF#7 say you'll never snitch.
Take the Bmbuttons from a yellow jacket, the E7feather from a buzzard. The Bmblood from the bounty hunters E7cold black heart. Catch the Gtears of a widow in aF#7 thimble made of glass. Tell your GMama and your Papa they canF#7 kiss your ass.
BmPoison all the water in the E7wishin' well and Bmhang all them scarecrows from a E7sycamore tree. Burn Gdown all them honeymoons put 'eF#7m in a pillow case and wait Gnext to the switch blades at theF#7 amusement park for me.
BmStrangle all the Christmas carolers, E7scratch out all the prayers. Tie 'em Bmup with barbed wire and E7push 'em down the stairs. I'll Gwhittle you a pistol for keepin'F#7 nightmares off your blinds. Those Gsons 'o bitches always seem toF#7 sneak up from behind.
BmSyphon all the gas from your E7Daddys pick-up truck. BmFill up Johnnys T-Bird, I E7got a couple bucks. Put Gon a little perfume, rap aF#7 ribbon in your hair. Careful Gthat you don't wake up theF#7 hounds.
BmTear a bolt of lightning off the E7side of the sky. BmThrow it in the cedar chest, if you E7want I'll tell you why. GBring the gear shift knob from aF#7 49 Merc. Ly Gdown here beside me and let meF#7 hold you in the dirt.
BmYou're gonna tremble, tear the E7throat out of the night. Sink your Bmteeth into my shoulder, dig your E7nails into my back. Tell that Glittle girl to letF#7 go of my sleeve. You'll be a Gwoman when I catch you, come babyF#7 fall in love with me.
With Bmmy double barrel shotgun, a E7whole box of shells, we'll Bmcelebrate the 4th of JuE7ly. We'll do a G100 mph spendin'F#7 someone elses dough. Drive Gall the way to Reno on theF#7 wrong side of theBm road.
F#7On the wrong side of the Bmroad. F#7The wrong side of the Bmroad. F#7The wrong side of the Bmroad. F#7 Bm F#7Bap doo da, bap doo Bmda. F#7Bap doo da, bap doo Bmda.
etc. There's a bit more going on in this song than is written here such as ? A#m to Bm to Bm7 & ? F to F# to F#7 & E to E7 and such but this should help as a starter. Constructive criticism, correction and/or rating is appreciated. Enjoy!