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Bm Bbm Bm F# F#7 Bm Bbm Bm F# F#7
BmPut a dead cat on the F#7railroad tracks, Bmthe Wolf-bains blooming by the F#7tressels. Get the E7eyeball of a rooster and the F#7stones from a ditch and E7wash 'em down with bilge water and F#7say you'll never snitch.
Take the Bmbuttons from a yellow jacket, the F#7feather from a buzzard. The Bmblood from the bounty hunters F#7cold black heart. Catch the E7tears of a widow in a F#7thimble made of glass. Tell your E7Mama and your Papa they can F#7kiss your ass.
BmPoison all the water in the F#7wishin' well and Bmhang all them scarecrows from a F#7sycamore tree. Burn E7down all them honeymoons put 'emF#7 in a pillow case and wait E7next to the switch blades at the F#7amusement park for me.
BmStrangle all the Christmas carolers, F#7scratch out all the prayers. Tie 'em Bmup with barbed wire and F#7push 'em down the stairs. I'll E7whittle you a pistol for keepin' F#7nightmares off your blinds. Those E7sons 'o bitches always seem to F#7sneak up from behind.
BmSyphon all the gas from your F#7Daddys pick-up truck. BmFill up Johnnys T-Bird, I F#7got a couple bucks. Put E7on a little perfume, rap a F#7ribbon in your hair. Careful E7that you don't wake up the F#7hounds.
BmTear a bolt of lightning off the F#7side of the sky. BmThrow it in the cedar chest, if you F#7want I'll tell you why. E7Bring the gear shift knob from a F#749 Merc. Ly E7down here beside me and let me F#7hold you in the dirt.
BmYou're gonna tremble, tear the F#7throat out of the night. Sink your Bmteeth into my shoulder, dig your F#7nails into my back. Tell that E7little girl to let F#7go of my sleeve. You'll be a E7woman when I catch you, come baby F#7fall in love with me.
With Bmmy double barrel shotgun, a F#7whole box of shells, we'll Bmcelebrate the 4th of JuF#7ly. We'll do a E7100 mph spendin' F#7someone elses dough. Drive E7all the way to Reno on the F#7wrong side of the Bmroad.
F#7On the wrong side of the Bmroad. F#7The wrong side of the Bmroad. F#7The wrong side of the Bmroad. F#7 Bm F#7Bap doo da, bap doo Bmda. F#7Bap doo da, bap doo Bmda.
etc. There's a bit more going on in this song than is written here such as ? Bbm to Bm to Bm7 & ? F to F# to F#7 & E to E7 and such but this should help as a starter. Constructive criticism, correction and/or rating is appreciated. Enjoy!