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Capo: 2 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
And iCrony is okaDy, I suppose,Em culture is toG blame You trCy and mask your pDain in theEm most postmodernG way You lack subsCtance when you sDay Something liEmke, "Oh, what a sGhame" It's just a sCelf-referential wDay that stops yEmou having to bGe human I'm asCsuming you'll baDlloon when you Emremove the dirtyG spoon And start consCuming like a Dhuman, that'Ems what I am aGssuming
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm Csure that yDou're notEm just anotherG girl I'm Csure that Dyou're gonnEma say that I wasG sexist I Cfeel like Dyou're runninEmg out of all theG things CI likeDd yEmou for
[Chorus]
GWhy can't we be fCriends, when we are loDvers? 'Cause it always Emends with us hating each oGther Instead of calling me Cout, you should be pulling me Din I've Emjust got one more tGhing to say
[Instrumental] C D Em G C D Em G [Verse 2]
And Cwhy would you beDlieve You could conEmtrol how you're perceGived When at your Cbest you're intermedDiately EmVersed in your own feGelings? Keep on Cputting off concDeiving It's only Emyou that you're decGeiving Oh, don't Chave a child, don't Dcramp your style, I'lEml leave it
[Chorus]
GWhy can't we be fCriends, when we are loDvers? 'Cause it always Emends with us hating each oGther Instead of calling me Cout, you should be pulling me Din I've Emjust got one more tGhing to say
[Outro]
I'm jCust pissed off becDause you pied mEme off After your Gshow when you let goC of my hand DIn front of somEme sket who wanted toG bitch
C D Em G C D Em G