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[Intro] |Bm7 C#m7 Dmaj7 | x4 Dmaj9 Fdim F#m G9 x4 [Verse 1]
Dmaj9Irony is okFdimay, I suppose F#mCulture is to G9blame You Dmaj9try and mask your pFdimain in the F#mmost postmodern G9way You lack sDmaj9ubstance when you sFdimay something lF#mike, "Oh, what a sG9hame" It's just a Dmaj9self-referential Fdimway that stops you hF#maving to be hG9uman I'm aDmaj9ssuming you'll bFdimalloon when you reF#mmove the dirty sG9poon And start cDmaj9onsuming like a Fdimhuman, that's F#mwhat I am assG9uming
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm Dmaj9sure that yFdimou're not jF#must another gG9irl I'm Dmaj9sure that yFdimou're gonna sF#may that that was sG9exist I Dmaj9feel like yFdimou're running F#mout of all the tG9hings Dmaj9I likeFdimd youF#m for
[Chorus]
N.C.Why can't we be fDmaj9riends, wFdimhen we are F#mlovers? Because iG9t always eDmaj9nds with us Fdimhating eachF#m other Instead of cG9alling me Dmaj9out, you should be Fdimpulling me F#min G9I've jDmaj9ust got Fdimone more tF#mhing to G9say
[Verse 2]
Dmaj9Why would you bFdimelieve you could coF#mntrol how you're percG9eived When at your Dmaj9best you're intermFdimediately vF#mersed in your own feG9elings? Keep on Dmaj9putting off concFdimeiving It's only F#myou that you're decG9eiving Oh, don't Dmaj9have a child, don't Fdimcramp your style, I'll lF#meave it
[Chorus]
N.C.Why can't we be fDmaj9riends, wFdimhen we are lF#movers? Because G9it always eDmaj9nds with us Fdimhating each F#mother Instead of cG9alling me Dmaj9out, you should be Fdimpulling me F#min G9I've jDmaj9ust got Fdimone more F#mthing to G9say
[Outro]
I'm Dmaj9just pissed Fdimoff becF#mause you pG9ied me Dmaj9off AFdimfter your F#mshow when G9you let Dmaj9go of mFdimy hand F#mIn front G9of some Dmaj9sket who Fdimwanted F#mbit on yG9our
Nah, I'm just messing Dmaj9 Fdim F#m G9 x4