Misc Television - How not to live your life - mermaid song

I'm ^Ddating a mermaid, but we ^Bmcan't make love Cause she ^Ddon't got a vagina, although it ^Bmsmells like she does ^AI just wanna make ^Glove to my ^Dmermaid I'm ^Asick and tired of only ever ^Ggetting to do ^Dforeplay

The ^Dother day my mermaid said: "Does my ^Bmbum look big in this?" I said: "Of ^Dcourse it doesn't, honey pie, sugar pie, sweetie pie, you ^Bmdon't have a bum, you're half fish." ^AI just wanna make ^Glove to my ^Dmermaid I'm ^Asick and tired of only ever ^Ggetting to do ^Dforeplay