Misc Television - How not to live your life - mermaid song

I'm ^Cdating a mermaid, but we ^Amcan't make love Cause she ^Cdon't got a vagina, although it ^Amsmells like she does ^FI just wanna make ^Flove to my ^Cmermaid I'm ^Fsick and tired of only ever ^Fgetting to do ^Cforeplay

The ^Cother day my mermaid said: "Doe^Ams my bum look big in this?" I said: &quo^Ct;Of course it doesn't, honey pie, sugar pie, sweetie pie,^Am you don't have a bum, you're half fish." ^FI just wanna make ^Flove to my ^Cmermaid I'm ^Fsick and tired of only ever ^Fgetting to do ^Cforeplay