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Tuning: G C E A
[Chris]
BGuess what, ever since the world began Same plot, everyone'As been dumping on their fellow man Pounding people they feel Ebetter than
I hope you're taking notes cause
BYou feel everyone deserves a shot Get real
Some of us have got it, girl
And Asome got squat That's the truth, oh Ehoney, like it or not
I hate to break it to you
C#mMy dadBdy taught Eme you F#get no where being nice C#mSo now I'm shaBring hEis advice: F#The world accF#7ording to BChris is F#7Better G#7to strike then gEet struck BetteF#7r to scrBew then get screwed A#You'd probably A#7think Eits bizarre F#7But that's B7the way things are
[Sue] But that doesn't mean it has to be that way What does it cost to be kind? [Chris]
What dBoes it cost to be kind? Ew, what have you done with my best friend? BiB7lly, you’ve been in high school for 7 years, Btell me, amB7 I right, or am I right?
[Billy] Trust me
EI swear There'E7s a dick in every class
Not fair
EacEh and eveDry time I fail those losers pass Hey, eveAryone of them can kiss my ass
[Chris]
You Ewonder why I love him [Billy] One year, there was this good looking guy
So queer
And on topD of that he has a wandering eye One day he looks at me And,A huh, bye-bye
[Chris]
I betF#m he got the message [Chris and Billy] We're heEre to tAell yoBu how this whole damn freak show works
[All] Oh, yeah yeah yeah [Chris and Billy]
F#mIf you don't listen, thEen you'Are jerks! [All] The worBld according to Chris is EBetter to Bpunch Athan get punched BettEer to burn than get burned Learn thatB and you'rAe gonna go far Cause thG#at's the way things are
[Chris]
Hoo-nya nyG#7a nya nya na na na na Hoo-nya nya nya na na na na
[All]
G#Hoo-nya nya nya nya na na na na Hoo-nya nya nya na na na na
[Sue]
Bb7Do you believe her? [Tommy] C'mon, shBbe's just being Chris
[Sue] You weren't there. It was awful. We were hurting Carrie [Tommy] Oh, I'm sure it wasn't that bad [Sue]
BbmTommy, you don't understand WhatBb was jAbust a joke got out of hand We kept on Ebscreaming til she hit the floor
[Tommy] C'mon, everybody was doing it [Sue]
BbmHey, I was in there, too What came BboverAb me was something new I did Ebthings I'd never done before AnCmd now BbI wish Ebthere'Fs something I could do or say I've Cmnever eBbver fEbelt tFhis way
[Tommy]
Look, BbSue FDon't bEbe so hard on yourself You canF tell Bbme to keep my mouth shut BuFt, wannaEb know what I'd advise?
[Sue] What? [Tommy]
ApBbologize [Sue] Apologize. Oh, Tommy! That's genius!
[Chris]
CEw, CmSue I can tell you're feeling sad
[All]
CBoo Hoo! So, we clobBbbered Carrie and that's too damn bad
[Chris]
This isF why you've gotta love my dad [All] He's got the right idea
[Chris]
My Cdaddy FtaughGmt me who's on top and who's below [All] Who's below
[Chris]
And noCw its tiFme I let you know CThe world according to Chris...
[Sue] You're joking, right? You can't possibly mean all this? [Chris] Why are you being such a buzz-kill? [Sue]
CmChris, grow up [All] Hoo-nya nya nya na na na na
Hoo-nya nya nya nya na na na na [Billy]
CLet''s start this party, people! The GWorld ACmccording to Chris (x4)
[Chris]
Eb(softly) The world Abaccording to Chris is BettFmer to Dbwhip than get whipped Even Abif somebody bleeds
Please
Nobody Ebdies fDbrom a scar And AbthaDbt's the way things Are Am