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[Intro] B7sus2 [Chris]
GB7sus2uess what, ever since the world began Same plot, everyone's been dumping on their feAadd9llow man Pounding people they feel beEtter than I hope you're taking notes cause You B7sus2feel everyone deserves a shot Get real Some of us have got it, girl And sAadd9ome got squat That's the truth, oh honey, lEike it or not I hate to break it to you
C#m7 My daddy taB/D#ught me You get Eno where being niF#susce F# C#m7 So now I'm shB/D#aring his adEvice:
E/F#The world according to ChBris is F#/A#Better to strike then get sE/G#truck Better to F#/A#screw then get scrBewed You'd proF#/A#bably think it's bizEarre But F#sus2that's the way things areB7sus2
(Spoken) Sue: But that doesn't mean it has to be that way! What does it cost to be kind? Chris: Ew, what have you done with my best friend? Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right? [KEY CHANGE FROM] Bmaj7 Emaj7 [Billy]
E7sus2 I swear There's a dick in every class Not fair Each and every time I fail those Dadd9losers pass Hey, everyone of them can kAiss my ass
[Chris]

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You wonder why I love him [Billy] E7sus2 One year, there was this good looking guy So queer And on top of that he has a Dadd9wandering eye One day he looks at me And, hAuh, bye-bye
[Chris]

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I bet he got the message [Chris and Billy] F#m7 We're here to E/G#tell you how this wholeA damn freak show woBsus2rks B
[Chris and Billy]
F#m7 If you don'E/G#t listen, then you'reA jerks! [All] B7sus2 The world according to ChrEis is BB/D#etter to punch than get puA/C#nched Better to B/D#burn than get burEned Learn B/D#that and you're gonna go fAar Cause tB7sus2hat's the way things are
[Chris]
HAb5a-na na na na na na na na HAb5a-na na na na na na na
[All]
HAb5a-na na na na na na na na HAb5a-na na na na na na na
[Sue]
Bb7sus2Tommy, you don't understand What was just a joke got out of hAbadd9and We kept on screaming til she Ebhit the floor
[Spoken]

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Tommy: C'mon, everybody was doing it [Sue] Bb7sus2 Hey, I was in there, too What came over me was something Ab(add2)new I did things I'd never done beEbfore Cm7 And now I Bb/Dwish there's something IEb could do or saFsusy F Cm7I've never Bb/Dever felt this wEbay
Eb/F [Tommy]
BbLook, Sue F/ADon't be so hard on youEb/Grself You can tell me to kF/Aeep my mouth sBbhut But, wF/Aanna know what I'd adEvise?
[Sue]
Ebadd9/FWhat? [Tommy] ApologBb5ize
[Chris]
C7sus2 Ew, Sue I can tell you're feeling sad
[All] Boo Hoo!
So, we clobbered Carrie and that's Bbadd9too damn bad [Chris] This is why you've gotta lFove my dad
[All] He's got the right idea [Chris]
Dm7 My daddy taught mCe who's on tFop and who's belGsusow [All] WhGo's below
[Chris]
Dm7 And now its tC/Eime I let you knFow G7sus2 The world according to ChrCm7is...
[All]
C5Ha-na na na na na na na C5Ha-na na na na na na na na
[Billy]
LeC5t's start this party, people! ThC5e world according to Chris TheC5 world according to Chris ThC5e world according to Chris TheC5 world according to CBb/Chris
[Chris] (softly)
Dbadd9/Eb The world according to Ab5Chris is BAb5/Getter to whip than get whiAb5/Fpped Ab5/DbEven if soAb5/Ebmebody bleeAb5ds Please NAb5/Gobody dies from a sAb5/Dbcar And Dbsus2that's the wAb/Ebay Dbsus2/Ebthings A

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