^CC-c-c ^Gc'mon, ^Cc-c-c- ^Gc'mon, ^CGo, go C-c-c ^Gc'mon, ^Cc-c-c- ^Gc'mon, ^CGo, go

^CI'm waiting for my ^Gporno to load ^CMy brain is gonna ^Gfrikkin' explode ^CAnd now, of course, it's time to ^Ghit the road Which ^Ammeans I'll be unc^Eomfortable all ^Fday ^C But that really isn't ^C/Bbsuch a change ^CIf I'm not feeling weird or ^C/Bbsuper strange My ^Amlife would be in u^Etter disarr^Fay 'Cause freaking ^Gout is my o^Fkay ^N.C.Good morning ^Gtime to start the ^Cday!

^CC-c-c ^Gc'mon, ^Cc-c-c- ^Gc'mon, ^CGo, go C-c-c ^Gc'mon, ^Cc-c-c- ^Gc'mon, ^CGo, go

^AmShould I t^Gake a bus or w^Amalk inst^Am/Eead? ^AmI feel my s^Gtomach filling ^Amup with ^Am/Edread ^AmWhen I get ^Gnervous my whole ^Amface goes ^Ered Dude, ^Dmweigh the options ^Ecalmly and be ^Amstill A junior on the ^Gbus is ^Amkiller ^Am/Eweak But if I ^Amwalk when I ^Garrive I'm gonna ^Amstraight up ^Am/Ereek And my ^Amboxers will be b^Cunchy and my p^Amits will l^N.C.eak ^Dm/FUgh, God, I wi^Esh I had the ^Fskill To just be ^Gfine and cool and ^Cchill

Just wanna ^G/Bstay in the lin^Ce F/(C) I'll never be a Rob DeNiro For me Joe ^G/BPesci is ^Cfine So I follow my own ^Frules And I use them as my t^Gools To ^Estay ^Falive I don't wanna be ^Dmspecial, no, ^Gno ^N.C.I just wanna survive

^CC-c-c ^Gc'mon, ^Cc-c-c- ^Gc'mon, Go, ^Cgo C-c-c ^Gc'mon, ^Cc-c-c- ^Gc'mon, Go, ^Cgo

And ^Amtrying hard t^Eo remain uns^Ceen ^CThe ^C/Bbposter's closer now, ^Cwhat does it ^Gsay? ^CIt's a ^C/Bbsign-up for the ^Cafter-school ^N.C.play

^CIt's a ^C/Bbsign-up sheet for ^Cgetting called ^Ggay And t^Dm/Ahat's not what I n^Eeed right now And ^Fscene I hang a ^Gleft and there's ^CChristine... ^{G C}Christine... ^{G C}Christine... ^{G F}Christine Canigula ^CChristine... ^G

^AmOh, that was smo^C1oth Yeah, that was ^Amsuper p^C2imp My ^AmMack Daddy ^C1game couldn't^Am be more^C2 limp ^DmNo time to ^Ewallow, no, ins^Ftead, Just clear your ^Gbrain and move a^F/Ahead Accept that ^G/Byou're one of those g^F/Cuys Who'll be a ^G/Dvirgin 'til he di^Ces I don't wanna be a ^Fballer G Am/(C) Just want some skills to count on If my nuts were any s^Fmaller They would be ^Gtotally ^Amgone If I continue at this ^Frate The only thing I'll ever ^Gdate Is my ^EMacBook Pro hard ^Fdrive I don't wanna be ^CClooney, ^Gno, ^N.C.no I just wanna survive ^C

^AJeremy, my buddy How's it ^Dhanging?

Had my ^Asushi, Got my slushy and m^Eore! ^AThe roll was negimaki And I'm f^Deeling kinda cocky 'Cause the g^E/G#irl at Sev' Elev' gave me a g^Aenerous p^Eour Oh, ^AI'm listening to Marley And the g^Droove is hella gnarly And we're a^Almost at the end of the so^Eng ^AYeah, that was the end Now ^Etell me friend How was ^Dclass? You look like ^Eass What's ^Awrong?

Chris^Ctine... ^G Chris^Ctine... ^G Chris^Ctine... ^{G F}Christine Ca^F/Fnig - ^F/E u - ^F/Dla Christ^Cine... ^G Christ^Cine... ^G Christ^Cine... ^{G F}Christine Ca^F/Fnig - ^F/E u - ^F/Dla ^FChristine Canigula ^G

^CI feel my body moving through the air ^{C/G F}I see my converse walking over there ^{F G}Take a shaky breath and I prepare ^FWho cares if ^Gpeople think I'm ^F/Alame Christine ^G/Bsigned, I'll do the ^F/Csame I grab the ^G/Dpen, I write my ^F/Cname

I'm never gonna be the ^Fcool guy I'm more the ^Gone who's left ^Amout Of all the characters at ^Fschool I am not the ^Gone who the ^F/Amstory's abou^Ft ^FWhy can't someone ^Gjust help me ^Amout ^DmAnd teach me how to ^Fthrive ^F/CHelp me to m^Gore than surv^Five!

(Ah, ah ah ah ^Gah ah ah ^Amah ^F More than survive!) (Na, na na na ^Gna na na ^Amna na na ^F More than survive!) (Na, na na na ^Gna na na ^Amna na na) If this was an apoca^Flypse I would not need any ^Gtips In ^Ehow to stay ^Falive But since the ^F/Azombie army's ^G/Byet to descend And the p^Feriod is g^Going to end I'm just ^F/Dtrying m^F/Ey best to ^Dm/Fpass the ^Gtest and ^CSurvive! (C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, go, go) ^CSurvive! (C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, go, go!) (Go, g^Amo, go, g^Bbo, go, go^F, go, go^G, go, ^Fm/Abgo, go,^Bb go...^C go!)