^CC-c-c c'^Bbmon, c^C-c-c- c'mo^Bbn, Go, go ^CC-c-c c'^Bbmon, c-^Cc-c- c'm^Bbon,

^CI'm wa^Bbiting for my po^Crno to load ^CMy bra^Bbin is gonna fre^Cakin' explode ^CAnd now, of co^Bburse, it's time to h^Cit the road Which ^Ameans I'll be un^Ecomfortable all d^Cay But that re^Bbally isn't s^Cuch a change ^CIf I'm not fe^Bbeling weird or su^Cper strange My ^Alife would be in ^Eutter disar^Fray ^F'Cause freaking ^Gout is my okay ^FGood morning ^Gtime to start the ^Cday!

^CC-c-c c'^Bbmon, c^C-c-c- c'mo^Bbn, Go, go ^CC-c-c c'^Bbmon, c^C-c-c- c'mo^Bbn,

^AShould I ^Gtake a bus or ^Awalk instead? ^AI feel my ^Gstomach filling ^Aup with dread ^AWhen I get ne^Grvous my whole fa^Ace goes red Dude, ^Dmweigh the options ^Ecalmly and be still A ^Ajunior o^Gn the bus is k^Ailler weak But if I ^Awalk when I ar^Grive I'm gonna str^Aaight up reek And my ^Aboxers will be ^Gbunchy and my ^Apits will leak ^DmUgh, God, I ^Ewish I had the skill ^FTo just be ^Gfine and cool and ^Cchill

I don't wanna be a h^Fero Just wanna ^Gstay in the l^Amine I'll never be your Rob De^FNiro For me Joe ^GPesci is f^Amine ^FSo I follow my own rules And I use them as my^G tools To ^Estay a^Amlive I don't wanna be sp^Dmecial, n^Fo, no ^GI just wanna survive

^CC-c-c c'^Bbmon, c^C-c-c- c'mo^Bbn, Go, go ^CC-c-c c'^Bbmon, c^C-c-c- c'mo^Bbn,

^CI ^Bbnavigate the ^Cdangerous hall ^CFocus ^Bbon a poster ^Cthere on the wall ^CAvoiding ^Bbany eye ^Ccontact at all And ^Atrying hard ^Eto remain un^Cseen ^CThe poster's cl^Bboser now, wh^Cat does it say? ^CIt's a si^Bbgn-up for the af^Cter-school play ^CIt's a sig^Bbn-up sheet for ge^Ctting called gay And ^Athat's not what I ^Eneed right now End sc^Fene I hang a l^Geft and there's Chris^Ctine... Chr^Gistine... Ch^Bbristine... Ch^Fristine Canigula Christ^Cine...

^AWell, that was ^Gsmooth Yeah, that was s^Auper pimp My ^AMac Daddy ^Ggame couldn't ^Abe more limp ^DmNo time to ^Ewallow, no, ins^Ftead, Just clear your ^Gbrain and move a^Fhead Accept that ^Gyou're one of those ^Fguys Who'll be a ^Gvirgin 'til he ^Cdies I don't wanna be a ^Fballer Just want some ^Gskills to count o^Cn If my nuts were any s^Fmaller They would be ^Gtotally go^Cne If I continue at this ^Frate The only thing I'll ever ^Gdate Is my ^EMacBook Pro hard d^Amrive I don't wanna be C^Dmlooney, n^Fo, no ^GI just wanna survive

^AJeremy, my buddy How's it ^Dhanging? ^GLunch is banging Had my ^Asushi, Got my slushie and ^Emore! ^AThe roll was negimaki And I'm f^Deeling kinda cocky 'Cause that g^Girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a ge^Enerous pour Oh, I'm l^Aistening to Marley And the gr^Doove is sounding gnarly And we're al^Amost at the end of this s^Eong ^AYeah, that was the end Now te^Dll me friend ^GHow was class? You look like ^Dass ^AWhat's wrong?

C^Christine... ^GChristine... ^BbChristine... ^FChristine Canigula ^CChristine... ^GChristine... ^BbChristine... ^FChristine Canigula ^FChristine Canigula ^G

^CI feel my body moving through the air ^FSee my converse walking over there ^GTake a shaky breath and I prepare ^FWho cares if ^Gpeople think I'm ^Flame ^FChristine signed, ^GI'll do the same ^FI grab the ^Gpen, I write my name

I'm never gonna be the ^Fcool guy I'm more the ^Gone who's left ^Amout Of all the characters at s^Fchool I am not the ^Gone who the ^Amstory's ab^Fout Why can't someone j^Emust help me ou^At And te^Dmach me how to th^Frive ^DmHelp me to m^Gore than survi^Fve!

^GMore t^Amhan survi^Fve! ^GMore ^Amthan surv^Five! If this was an apocaly^Fpse I would not need any ^Gtips In ^Ehow to stay a^Amlive But since the z^Dmombie army's ye^Gt to descend And the ^Dmperiod is g^Going to end I'm just ^Dmtrying my ^Fbest to ^Gpass the test and ^CSurvive! ^BbSur^Cvive! ^CC-c-c c'^Bbmon, c^C-c-c- c'mo^Bbn,

^CC-c-c c'^Bbmon, c^C-c-c- c'mo^Bbn, Go, g^Co!