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Dumb Ways to Die
http://www.youtube.com/watch'v=IJNR2EpS0jw
Tabbed by: rvaen
E-mail: aseroff17@gmail.com
Credit: to the guy who did all the hard work but got the music all wrong.
Tuning: Standard
(Intro and verses)
C Fmaj7
e-------------0-----------0-----|
B------------1-----------1------|
G-----------0-----------2-------| (Repeat this until the end of each verse)
D----------2--------2h3---------|
A------0h3----------------------|
E-------------------------------|
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
CHORUS
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie Em
So Fmany dumb F#5ways to dGie F
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie Em
So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie
END OF CHORUS
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
CHORUS
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
CHORUS
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
(pause)
'I wonder what this red button will
do'
CHORUS
FDress up Glike a Cmoose during Emhunting Fseason G
DisFturbed a Gnest of wCasps for Emno good Freason
GStand on the edge of a Amtrain station platform
GDrive around the boom gates at a Amrailroad crossing
GRun across the tracks between the Amplatforms
FThey may not rhyme but they Gquite possibly
ENDING CHORUS
CDumbeC/Bst ways Amto dieEm
CDumbeC/Bst ways Amto dieEm
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie Em
So Fmany dumb
So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie