^Cm"A"^F i^Bbs f^G7or the apple that he gave to me, ^CmBut^F I^Bb found a worm inside, ^Cm"B"^F i^Bbs f^G7or beloved that I call to him, ^Cmbef^For^Bbe he left my side ^A#7And “C”, ^Ebsee what he did that’s “D”, ^CDid it to poor ol’ me, ^FHow could I be such an “E”motional fool, “F” ^Cm"G"^F i^Bbs f^G7or the gentlemen I thought he was, ^CmWhe^Fn ^Bbhe first said hi, "H" "I", ^Cm"J"^F i^Bbs f^G7or the joker that is Jimmy Bee, ^Cmthe^F m^Bban who made me cry (that’s a C) ^A#7And “K”, ^EbWell you know it’s just not okay, ^CTo kiss and then run away, ^FLeaving alone without leaving a letter for “L”angtree ^Cm"M"^F i^Bbs f^G7or the misery he left me in, ^Cm"N"^Fev^Bber to return again, ^Cm"O"^F w^Bbhat^G7 a poor "P" fool I’ve been, ^Cm"Q"^Fue^Bbuing in line for him ^A#7And “R”, ^EbAre you the one for me, ^CYes, “S”ay you’ll come back to me, ^FWhy are you tempted to “T”ease me, ohh.. ^Cm"U"^F, ^Bbwhy^G7 not you, have got to understand, ^CmThe^F v^Bbalue of a woman’s heart, "V", ^CmWhy^F, ^Bb “ ^G7W” not “Y”, did you think it was fine ^CmTo ^F??^Bb?X” me from the start ^A#7And “Y”, yes “Y”, ^EbIs the question that’s on my mind, oh why, ^CWhy did you leave me right before reaching ^Four “Z”enith ^Cm1 i^Fs ^Bbthe^G7 number of men I’ve loved, ^CmAnd^F 2^Bb is the times I’ll say it’s you, it’s you! ^Cm3 i^Fs ^Bbthe^G7 number of days you’ve been gone, ^CmBut^F i^Bbt feels like four times two ^A#78, at the hour the sun ^Ebgoes down, I remember life with ^Cyou around, I wish I had nine lives ^Flike that one