John Prine - Illegal smile

^FWhen I woke up this ^Gmorning, ^Fthings were lookin' ^Fbad ^Fseemed like total ^Fsilence was the ^Gonly ^Ffriend I ^Fhad ^Ga bowl of oatmeal ^Ftried to stare me ^Fdown... ^Fand ^Fwon and it was ^Gtwelve o'clock before I ^Frealized that I was ^Fhavin' ^Fno ^Ffun

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Ah, but ^Gfortunately I ^Fhave the key to es^Fcape re^Gali^Fty Change to 3/4 time and you may ^Fsee me tonight with an ^Fillegal smile it don't ^Gcost very much, but it ^Flasts a long while won't you ^Fplease tell the man I didn't ^Fkill anyone no I was ^Gjust tryin' to ^Fhave me some ^Ffun ^{F F F F F}

last ^Ftime I checked my ^Gbankroll, well ^Fit was gettin' ^Fthin some^Ftimes it seems like the ^Fbottom is the ^Gonly ^Fplace I've ^Fbeen ^Gchased a rainbow ^Fdown a one-way ^Fstreet... ^Fdead ^Fend and ^Gall my friends turned ^Fout to be in^Fsurance ^Fsales^Fmen

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Ah, but ^Gfortunately I ^Fhave the key to es^Fcape re^Gali^Fty Change to 3/4 time and you may ^Fsee me tonight with an ^Fillegal smile it don't ^Gcost very much, but it ^Flasts a long while won't you ^Fplease tell the man I didn't ^Fkill anyone no I was ^Gjust tryin' to ^Fhave me some ^Ffun ^{F F F F F}

Well, I ^Fsat down in my ^Gcloset with ^Fall my over^Falls just ^Ftryin' to get a^Fway from all the ^Gears in^Fside the ^Fwalls ^Gdreamed the police ^Fheard everything I ^Fthought... ^Fwhat ^Fthen? well I ^Gwent to court and the ^Fjudge's name ^Fwas ^FHoff^Fman

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Ah, but ^Gfortunately I ^Fhave the key to es^Fcape re^Gali^Fty Change to 3/4 time and you may ^Fsee me tonight with an ^Fillegal smile it don't ^Gcost very much, but it ^Flasts a long while won't you ^Fplease tell the man I didn't ^Fkill anyone no I was ^Gjust tryin' to ^Fhave me some ^Ffun ^{F F F F F}