John Prine - Illegal smile

^GWhen I woke up this ^Dmorning, ^Cthings were lookin' ^Gbad ^Cseemed like total ^Gsilence was the ^Donly ^Cfriend I ^Ghad ^Da bowl of oatmeal ^Ctried to stare me ^Gdown... ^Cand ^Gwon and it was ^Dtwelve o'clock before I ^Crealized that I was ^Ghavin' ^Cno ^Gfun

Ah, but ^Dfortunately I ^Ghave the key to es^Ccape re^Dali^Gty Change to 3/4 time and you may ^Csee me tonight with an ^Gillegal smile it don't ^Dcost very much, but it ^Glasts a long while won't you ^Cplease tell the man I didn't ^Gkill anyone no I was ^Djust tryin' to ^Chave me some ^Gfun ^{C G C G C}

last ^Gtime I checked my ^Dbankroll, well ^Cit was gettin' ^Gthin some^Ctimes it seems like the ^Gbottom is the ^Donly ^Cplace I've ^Gbeen ^Dchased a rainbow ^Cdown a one-way ^Gstreet... ^Cdead ^Gend and ^Dall my friends turned ^Cout to be in^Gsurance ^Csales^Gmen

Ah, but ^Dfortunately I ^Ghave the key to es^Ccape re^Dali^Gty Change to 3/4 time and you may ^Csee me tonight with an ^Gillegal smile it don't ^Dcost very much, but it ^Glasts a long while won't you ^Cplease tell the man I didn't ^Gkill anyone no I was ^Djust tryin' to ^Chave me some ^Gfun ^{C G C G C}

Well, I ^Gsat down in my ^Dcloset with ^Call my over^Galls just ^Ctryin' to get a^Gway from all the ^Dears in^Cside the ^Gwalls ^Ddreamed the police ^Cheard everything I ^Gthought... ^Cwhat ^Gthen? well I ^Dwent to court and the ^Cjudge's name ^Gwas ^CHoff^Gman

Ah, but ^Dfortunately I ^Ghave the key to es^Ccape re^Dali^Gty Change to 3/4 time and you may ^Csee me tonight with an ^Gillegal smile it don't ^Dcost very much, but it ^Glasts a long while won't you ^Cplease tell the man I didn't ^Gkill anyone no I was ^Djust tryin' to ^Chave me some ^Gfun ^{C G C G C}