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[Verse]
DThis is hell thiAs is hell IG am sorry to Emtell you It nevDer gets better oAr worse Em7 A DBut you get used to Ait after a Gspell Em For heaven Dis hell in AreverseCadd9
The bruiserG spun a hula hoop As all the barmen D/Apreen and pout The neon IG of night club flickers D/AOn an off and finally blew out C The irritating jingle of the Ambelly dancing phoney turkish girl C The eerie glare of ultraviolet peAmrfect dental work
DThis is helAl I am sorrGy to tell yEmou It nevDer gets better oAr worse Em7 A DBut you get used to Ait after a Gspell Em For heaven Dis hell in AreverseCadd9
The failedG Don Juan in the big bow-tie Is very sorrD/Ay that he spoke For he s mGislaid his punchline more than D/AHalfway through a very tasteless joke C The Fr ulein caught him peeking down her gown Am He s yelling in her ear C And all at once the music stopped Am As he was intimately bellowing My dear A
This is hellD this is hell I Aam sorry toG tell you Em It nevDer gets better oAr worse Em7 A DBut you get used to Ait after a Gspell Em For heaven Dis hell in AreverseCadd9
The shiDmrt you wore with courage G And the violent nCylon suit F ReappDmear upon your back G And undermine Cthe polished line F You try to shoot iDmt s not the torment G Of the flames tChat finally see your flFesh corrupted D It's the small humiliation that your memory piles up G This is heEm7ll this is hell D
My favouriteG thing is playing again an again D But it'Gs by Julie Andrews and not by John ColtDrane EndlesGs balmy breezes and perfect sunsets framDed VintaGge wine for breakfast and naked starlets floDating in Champagne C All the passions of your youth Am Are tranquilised and tamed C You may think it looks familiar Am Though you may know it by another name A
This is hellD this is hell I Aam sorry toG tell you Em It nevDer gets better oAr worse Em7 A DBut you get used to Ait after a Gspell Em For heaven Dis hell in AreverseCadd9 This is hell this is hell D