From zeroy@netcom.com (Roy M. Randall) Subject: CRD: No Dancing, Costello X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL1] Date: Sat, 2 Apr 1994 02:16:20 GMT NO DANCING Elvis Costello

Oh, I km^Dow that she has made a f^Aool of him, Like girls have d^Done so many nights before, Time and t^Aime again. Life is so str^Dange. I don't know w^Ahy, But someb^Dody, somebody has to c^Gmry. There's gonna be^D no dan^Acing when th^Gey get home^D.

There's gonna be^G no dan^Acing, no, There's gonna be^G no dan^Acing, There's gonna be^G no dan^Acing when they get h^Bbome. ^D

Now he's telling her ev'ry little thing he's done. Once he glanced at the jackets of some paperbacks. Now he's read ev'ry one. He's such a drag. He's not insane. It's just that ev'rybody has to feel his pain. There's gonna be no dancing when they get home.

^BbHe's getting down on his knees. ^DmHe finds that her b^Bbrother's not so easy to please^Dm, oh, oh. A^Bbfter all, his nights were just a p^Faper striptease. She's ^A7sus4caught it like some disea^A7se. Tacit If he says no dancing, there's gonna be no dancing, There's gonna be no^G danc^Aing on my ^Bbown. ^D

She can't even speak to him. He can't face her now. He says, "Even though I wanna shake your hand, All I ever do is bow. So now you see how it can be. Why can't you give me ev'rything but sympathy'

There's gonna be^D no dan^Acing, There's gonna be^D no dan^Acing, There's gonna be^Bb no dan^Fcing, There's gonna be^Bb no dan^Fcing There's gonna be^Bb no dan^Fcing There's gonna be^Bb no dan^Fcing on my ^Ebown. ^D

Elvis Costello - No dancing