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from: Christian Korbanka, Cologne, Germany e-mail: Christian_Korbanka@msn.com lyrics and chords of: How To Be Dumb by Elvis Costello Suggestions and corrections are always welcome! date: 95/10/15
GI was hell-bent on destroying my powers of concentration WhDile you were living like a saint GAnd all the time the very one you trusted Was waEmshing off somebody else's pBmaint
GNow you've got yourself a brand new occupation EvDery fleeting thought is a pearl And beauGtiful people stampede through the doorway of The fuEmnniest fucker of the wBmorld
FThey're here to help you DmSatisfy your deBmsire There's a bright futureC for all you professional liGars
Now you know hCow to be dDumb Are you reGady to take your plCace in The mG/Bodern museum Dof mistakes' GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb' Like a buiGlding thrown up oveCrnight In G/Bone of those revDerse earthquakes
GThey emptied out all the asylums, DThey emptied out all the goals GThe "New Bruise" was the name of the dance craze By &qEmuot;Jesus Cross and the CrBmuel Nails" GFollowed up by "Tortouzring Little Beaver" WDith their contraption of barbed wire GBetween the fear and the fever lies EmAll the rejection they reBmquire
FThey'll be howling by midnight, DmThey'll be drooling by dBmawn Skulls shrunk down to the size of their brCains Heads shaven and shGorn
Now you know hCow to be dDumb Are you reGady to take your plCace in The mG/Bodern museum Dof mistakes' GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb' Like a buiGlding thrown up oveCrnight In G/Bone of those revDerse earthquakes
TrEmapped in the house of the Perpetual Sucker Where bittCerness always ends so piDtyful EmYou always had to dress up your envy in SCome half-remembered philDosophy
NGow you're masquerading as pale powdered genius Whose eDvery bad intention has been purged GYou could've walked out any time you wanted But fEmace it you didn't have the coBmurage GI guess that makes you a full time hypocrite Or sDome kind of twisted dilletante FuGnny though people don't usually get so ugly 'Til they tEmhink they know what they wBmant
FScratch you own head stupid DmCount up to three BmRoll over on your bCack Repeat after Gme
Don't you know hCow to be dDumb Are you reGady to take your plCace in The mG/Bodern museum Dof mistakes' GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb' Like a buiGlding thrown up oveCrnight In G/Bone of those revDerse earthquakes
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