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From HISCAP@LUSTA.LATROBE.EDU.AU (PERRETT,Andrew) Date: Sat, 13 Nov 1993 15:18:27 GMT Gods Comic Elvis Costello (D.MacManus) If this song is about a known comedian please drop me a line with if possible any reference.. (a wager is afoot U C) Em B7 Em B7 Em G Am A# B
EmI wish you'd kB7nown me when EmI was aB7live GI was a funny CfellDow Am7The crowd would B7hoot and Choller for B7more Am7I wore a B7drunks red Cnose for appB7lause G Oh yes I was a Ccomical Dpriest With a Gjoke for the flock and a Chand up you Dfleece EmDrooling the B7drink and the lipEmstick and Dgrease paint G Down the cardboard frontC of my Ddirty dog Ccollar
chorus:
G B7 now im dead Emnow im dead B7now im dead Emnow im deadD And im Ggoing on to meetC my rewardD I was scaredEm I was scaredB7 I was scaredEm I was scared D G C D C G B7 (*2nd time bridge*) He might never heard Gods Comic
So there he was on a water bed drinking a cola of a mystery brand reading an airport novellette listeing to andrew loydd webbers requiem He said before it had really begun I prefer the one about my son ive been wading through all this unbielevable junk and wondering if i should have given it all to the monkeys. Oops bridge
CIm goind to Dtake a little trip Cdown paraDdises endless shores Gthe say that travel braodens the mind till you cant get you B7head out of doorsE
* Im sitting here on the top of the world I hang around in the longest night Until each beast has gone to bead and then i say god bless and turn out the light While you lie in the dark afraid to breathe and you beg and you promise and you bargain and you plead sometimes you confuse me with santa claus its the big white beard i suppose im going up to the pole where you folks die of cold i might be gone for a while if you need me