i h^D7ardly think i'm qualified to ^Gmcome across all sanctified i j^D7ust don't cut it with the cheru^Gmbim the t^D7own's already on it's knees ^Gmbeing worshipped is a breeze i b^Ebarely know the ^Cm7words to any h^A7ymns ^D7

l^D7isten, if we don't comply ^Gmwith the locals' wishes i can s^D7ee us being sacrificed or s^Gmtuffed l^D7et’s be gods, the perks a great ^Gmel dorado on a plate l^Ebocal feeling s^Cm7hould not be reb^A7uffed ^D7

it's ^Gmtough to be a god, tread where ^Ebmortals have not trod be d^D7eified when really you're a s^Gmham be an o^F7bject of de^Bbvotion, be the ^F7subject of p^Bbsalms it's a ^G7terrifying notio^Cmn, all those prayers^G7 and those salaams^Cm any n^Abormal man would bridle if he's f^G7orced to be an idol? and a ^Abnormal man's e^G7xactly what i ^Cmam!

a^D7ll the same, it's pretty clear the s^Gmcoundrels don't keep much up here they ^D7must have zillions under lock and k^Gmey but g^D7ods can force them to unleash en^Gmough to make us nouveau riche bey^Ebond our wildest ^Cm7dreams, so follow ^A7me! ^D7

c^D7an't you see i won't relax ^Gmif religious maniacs t^D7ell me i'm all-powerful and sub^Gmlime h^D7ow can i be their belief w^Gmhen i'm lying through my teeth? ^Ebwhy don't we just ^Cm7say, "some other t^A7ime"? ^D7

it's t^Gmough to be a god but if you ^Ebget the peoples' nod count your bl^D7essings, keep 'em sweet that's my adv^Gmice be nir^F7vana, be sal^Bbvation, be all t^F7hings to all ^Bbmen butter ^G7up your congr^Cmegation, every ^G7sunday score a t^Cmen the al^Abternative is dire, simply fr^G7ying pan to fire so s^Abign up two new g^G7ods for para^Cmdise

^Abpar^G7adi^Cse!