I ^Chardly think I'm qualified To ^Fmcome across all sanctified I ^Cjust don't cut it with the cheru^Fmbim ^CThere again, they're on their knees ^FmBeing worshipped is a breeze Which ^Dbrather suits us ^Bbmin the inter-^Fmiiiii^Cim

It's ^Fmtough to be a god Tread where ^Dbmortals have not trod Be ^Cdeified when really you're a ^Fmsham Be an ^Ebobject of de^Abvotion Be the ^Ebsubject of ^Abpsalms It's a ^Frather touching ^Bbmnotion All those ^Fprayers and those sa^Bbmlaams ^GbAnd who am I to bridle If I'm ^Fmforced to be an idol If they ^Gbsay that I'm a ^Abgod That's what I ^Bbmam

^CWhat's more if we don't comply ^FmWith the locals' wishes I can ^Csee us being sacrificed or ^Fmstuffed So, ^Clet's be gods, the perks are great ^FmEl Dorado on a plate ^DbLocal feelings ^Bbmshould not be re^Fmbuffed ^C

It's ^Fmtough to be a god But if you ^Dbget the people's nod Count your ^Cblessings, keep them sweet, that's our ad^Fmvice ^{C Fm}

Be a ^Ebsymbol of perf^Abection Be a ^Eblegend, be a ^Abcult Take their ^Fpraise, take a c^Bbmollection As the ^Fmultitudes ex^Bbmalt Don a ^Gbsupernatural habit We'd be ^Fmcrazy not to grab it So ^Ebmsign on two new ^Abgods for para^Gbdise, ^Ebmpar - ^Aba - ^Bbdise