Bo Burnham - Welcome to youtube

^DI used to w^Galk through life ^Bmnow ^AI frolic ^{D G Bm A D}Youtube has been like a fa^Gther to me Except Yout^Bmube's n^Aot an alcholi^Dc ^{G Bm A D}Before Youtube I was just a s^Gkinny white kid that thought he was fu^Bmnnier coole^Ar than he actually was ^{D G Bm A} and n^Dow not much has cha^Gnged but^Bm I have a ^Ashitload of money^{D G Bm A}

Because Yo^Bmutube is a place for p^Geople to share their ide^Aas ^BmIf by people you mean 1^G3-year-old girls and by id^Aeas you mean how they love the ^AJonas Brothers I^Bm'm just kidding But l^Get's be honest that's a hefty majorit^Ay And if yo^Bmu don't believe ^Gme Yo^Du must be a no^Aob

^ASo Welcome to Youtube ^D You don't kn^Gow what you're missing and ju^Bmst by searching Wome^An Kissing -It's You^Dtube! This cou^Gntry's been needing a ge^Bmneration of kids who don't wa^Aste their time reading A^Gm I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova's h^Aot And Chris Crocker's not^{D G Bm A} he's hotte^Dr ^{G Bm A}

^DMost of the best Y^Goutubers are either ^Bmasian or their g^Aay So if the^Dre's an untapped youtube c^Gelebrity, and his^Bm name is George Tak^Aei and your^D favorite coat has a do^Go-doo stain I pr^Bmay to god that it's ^Achocolate rain And ^DI find videos of b^Gabies laughing a b^Bmit int^Arusive ^{D G Bm A}

^DBecause Barack Obama w^Gon the election because of ^AYoutube Wait did^D I say yo^Gutube I meant the ^Ablack vote And I think Y^Doutube and F^Gred are So^A Cool And W^Dhat The Buck will be ^Gback i^Bmn a jiffy l^Aube

^ASo Welcome to Youtube^{D G} Y^Aeah... ^ASo Welcome to Youtu^Dbe ^GHey... ^{A A}Welcome to Youtub^De! ^DI said list^Gen and linger C^Bmharlie the Unicorn b^Ait my finger It's youtube^D! The im^Gpact is evident Miss T^Bmeen South Carolina just r^Aan for Vice President Uploa^Dd a video ^GYou have nothing to los^Ae except all your friends^{D G Bm} the appro^Aval of your parents ^{D G Bm A}

H^Di my Mary and I'm ^G19 years-old I got dr^Bmunk at a party and I think some^Aone

a^Dnyone to see it cuz I^G showed half of my b^Aoob

^AWelcome to Youtube^D! ^{G Bm A} Say Hello to Youtube^{D G Bm A}

Say goodbye to your College^D Scholarship ^{Bm A} And i^Bmt will keep on going and it'll never sto^Ap Until it's privatize^Dd