Bo Burnham - Welcome to youtube

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^CI used to w^Falk through life,^{Am G} now I fr^Colic.^{F Am G C}Youtube has been like a fa^Fther to me, Except Yout^Amube's n^Got an alcholi^Cc. ^{F Am G C}Before Youtube I was just a s^Fkinny white kid, that thought he was fu^Amnnier, &^G; cooler than he actually was.^{C F Am G} and n^Cow not much has cha^Fnged, but^Am I have a ^Gshitload of money^C. ^{F Am G}

Because Yo^Amutube is a place for p^Feople to share their ide^Gas. ^AmIf by people you mean 1^F3-year-old girls, and by id^Geas you mean how they love the ^GJonas Brothers. I^Am'm just kidding But l^Fet's be honest, that's a hefty majorit^Gy. And if yo^Amu don't believe ^Fme Yo^Cu must be a no^Gob

^GSo, Welcome to Youtube^C! You don't kn^Fow what you're missing, and ju^Amst by searching, &quo^Gt;Women Kissing". -It's You^Ctube! This cou^Fntry's been needing a ge^Amneration of kids who don't wa^Gste their time reading. A^Fm I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova's h^Got? And Chris Crocker's not^C...^{F Am G} he's hotte^Cr. ^{F Am G}

^CMost of the best Y^Foutubers are either ^Amasian or their g^Gay. So if the^Cre's an untapped youtube c^Felebrity, and his^Am name is George Tak^Gei and your^C favorite coat has a do^Fo-doo stain. I pr^Amay to god that it's ^Gchocolate rain And ^CI find videos of b^Fabies laughing a b^Amit int^Grusive.^{C F Am G}

^CBecause Barack Obama w^Fon the election because of ^GYoutube Wait, di^Cd I say y^Foutube? I meant the ^Gblack vote And I think Y^Coutube and F^Fred are &q^Guot;So Cool!" And W^Chat The Buck! will be ^Fback i^Amn a jiffy l^Gube

^GSo, Welcome to Youtub^Ce! ^F Y^Geah... ^GSo, Welcome to Yout^Cube! ^FHey... ^{G G}Welcome to Youtub^Ce! ^CI said, lis^Ften and linger, C^Amharlie the Unicorn b^Git my finger! It's youtube^C! The im^Fpact is evident. Miss T^Ameen South Carolina just r^Gan for Vice President! Uploa^Cd a video, ^FYou have nothing to los^Ge! except all your friends^C...^{F Am} & the^G approval of your pa^Cren^Fts.^Am. ^G

&^Cquot;Hi, my Mary, ^Fand I'm 19 years-old I got dr^Amunk at a party, and I think som^Geone

a^Cnyone to see it, cuz I^F showed half of my b^Goob!"

^GWelcome to Youtube^C! ^{F Am G} Say Hello to Youtube^C! ^{F Am G}

Say goodbye to your College^C Scholarship. ^{Am G} And i^Amt will keep on going and it'll never sto^Gp! Until it's privatize^Cd.