Arctic Monkeys - Teddy picker

Des^Ampair to the point till they provoke The pu^Amnchline before they have told the joke The sh^Ameer desperation to be seen St^Amaring at the television screen

Des^Ampair to the point where they provoke You to tell the f****** pu^Amnchline before you have told the joke ^AmSorry sunshine it doesn't exist It w^Amasn't in the top 100 list

And it's the th^Fousandth time and it's e^Even bolder, ^AmDon't be surprised when you get bent over, ^FHe told ya, ^Ethat you were gagging for it^D#

She ^Amsaw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed The ^Amkids all dream of making it, whatever that means A^Amnother variation on a theme A tangle on the ^Amtelevision and the magazine D'you ^Amreckon that they do it for a joke? D'you ^Amreckon that they make 'em take an oath? That says "^Amwe are defenders Of a^Amny poseur or professio^Amnal pretender around"

When did your l^Fist replace the t^Ewist and turn? Ah the f^Amist, replaced the kissed-on concern ^FAnd if you're bothered, I don't want your p^Erayers

And it's the ^Fthousandth time and it's ^Eeven bolder, ^AmDon't be surprised when you get bent over, ^FHe told ya, t^Ehat you were gagging for it^Am

^FLets have a game on the Teddy Picker ^ENot quick enough can I have it quicker? ^AmAlready thick and you're getting thicker^{Am F}Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker ^ENot quick enough can I have it quicker? ^AmAlready thick and you're getting thicker^{D# Am}Asuming that all things are equal, ^AmWho'd want to be men of the people^{E E}When there's people like you?^Am