Arctic Monkeys - Teddy picker

Des^Empair to the point till they provoke The pu^Emnchline before they have told the joke The sh^Emeer desperation to be seen St^Emaring at the television screen

Des^Empair to the point where they provoke You to tell the fucking pu^Emnchline before you have told the joke ^EmSorry sunshine it doesn't exist It w^Emasn't in the top 100 list

And it's the th^Cousandth time and it's e^Bven bolder, ^EmDon't be surprised when you get bent over, ^CHe told ya, ^Bthat you were gagging for it^A#

She ^Emsaw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed The ^Emkids all dream of making it, whatever that means A^Emnother variation on a theme A tangle on the ^Emtelevision and the magazine D'you ^Emreckon that they do it for a joke? D'you ^Emreckon that they make 'em take an oath? That says "^Emwe are defenders Of a^Emny poseur or professio^Emnal pretender around"

When did your l^Cist replace the t^Bwist and turn? Ah the f^Emist, replaced the kissed-on concern ^CAnd if you're bothered, I don't want your p^Brayers

And it's the ^Cthousandth time and it's ^Beven bolder, ^EmDon't be surprised when you get bent over, ^CHe told ya, t^Bhat you were gagging for it^Em

^CLets have a game on the Teddy Picker ^BNot quick enough can I have it quicker? ^EmAlready thick and you're getting thicker^{Em C}Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker ^BNot quick enough can I have it quicker? ^EmAlready thick and you're getting thicker^{A# Em}Asuming that all things are equal, ^EmWho'd want to be men of the people^{B B}When there's people like you?^Em