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[Intro] C N.C. [Verse 1]
CmI could have been a brain surgeon CI could have been a pharmacist CI gave a sEbhot at radio Crevivalist CWith the Cmbossman CI have never been missed
[Chorus]
BbmMe so stupid C CMe so stupid BbmMe so Fstupid C EbWhat is my IQ? BbmWhat is my iAbntel

N.C.

ligent quotient C
[Break] C [Verse 2]
FI could have built the CGolden Gate Bridge COr Einstein's nemesis CmI could have been a derby jockey CBut it's all come down to this
[Chorus]
CMe so sFtupid C CMe so stupid BbMe so sFtupid C EbWhat is my IQ? BbWhat is my iAbntel

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ligent quotient
[Solo] C Cm C Bb F C F Cm C [Verse 3]
CmI could have built Las EbVegas C CI could have Ebbuilt a drum sized Rolls Royce EbI could have been PCresident of the world D3Could have had Ali on the ropes
[Verse 4]
CmCould have had Miss August CAgain CCould have had Miss May CmAgain CmCould have had Miss September CmAgain CmBut I waited till December
[Chorus]
BbMe so sFtupidC FMe so Cstupid EbMe so FstupiCd EbWhat is my IBbQ? BbWhat is my iEbntelligent quotient?
[Outro]

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That's so wrong