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FLAKES by Frank Zappa FLAKES! FLAKES FLAKES, FLAKES
F#mTHEY DON'T DO NO GEOOD THEY NEVEER BE DWORKIN DWHEN THEY OF#mUGHTA ESHOULD ETHEY WASTE YOUR C#mTIME DTHERE WASTIN MBmINE G#mCALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM F#mBOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM
[CHORUS]
ESWEAR TO GOD THEAY GET THE MOSBT AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
THEY GOT THE FLAKES FLAKES! FLAKES!
F#mTHEY CAN'T FIX YER EBRAKES EYOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY DMOTOR?" DWELL IT WASF#m EATEN SENAKES EYOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN C#mSPIT DBUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN BmIT G#mTHERE LYIN AND LAZY F#mTHEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY
[CHORUS] TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!
DI ASKED AS NICE AS EmI COULD
IF MY JOB DWOULD GSOMEHOW BE AFINISHED BY BFRIDAY DWELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEmEEKEND EmCAME AND WENT FRANKIE DAN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING GBUT THEY CHARGED ME ADOUBLE FOR BSUNDAY DYOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT EmYOU DO DTHEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU GTHEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A ABILL ATHAT'LL GET YOU SENSES BREELING DAND IF YOU DO NOT PAY Em THEY GOT CODMPUTER COLLECTORS TGHAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAAZY TIL YOU BHEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING YES IT WILL
E A B, E A B...ETC E Eaug3rd E I'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT CRUMBLES AND BREAKS WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR
EWELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY YESTAERDAY AFTERNOBON ETHE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER AFLUSH A TAMPBOON
ETHIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A AWEEKS PBAY AND THE ETOILET BLEW UP LATER AON THE NEXTB DAY BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY
E D E D E D ETC.. WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS WERE COMING TO GET YOU WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL THAT CIVILIZATION WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE COMING TO GET YOU If you know this song it should come easy! Eaug3rd 022200 You might want to check some of the chord sequences!! Submited by Will Kaemmerling merck@svpal.org