"Weird Al" Yankovic - Truck drivin song

I'm ^Bdrivin' a truck, ^Edrivin' a big ol' ^Btruck ^BPedal to the metal, hope I d^F#on't run out of l^F#7uck ^BRollin' down the highway un^Etil the break of ^C#7dawn ^BDrivin' a truck with my ^F#high heels ^Bon My ^Bdiesel rig is northward bound It's ^Etime to put that hammer down Just ^Bwatchin' as the miles go flyin' ^F#by ^F#7 I'm ^Bridin' twenty tons of steel But ^Eit's sure hard to hold the wheel While ^BI'm still waiting ^F#for my nails to ^Bdry

and my ^C#7pink angora sweater fits so ^F#tight ^F#7 I'm ^Bjammin' gears and haulin' freight Well, ^EI sure hope my ^C#7seams are straight Lord, ^Bdon't let my mas^F#cara run to^Bnight ^F# Because I'm ^Bdrivin' a truck, ^Edrivin' a big ol' ^Btruck ^BSmokey's on my tail and my a^F#ccelerator's s^F#7tuck Got these ^Beighteen wheels-a-rollin' un^Etil the break of ^C#7dawn ^BDrivin' a truck with my ^F#high heels ^Bon

and my ^C#7nipple rings don't bother me too ^F#much ^F#7 But ^Bwhen I hit those big speed bumps My ^Edarling little ^C#7rhinestone pumps Keep ^Bslippin' off the ^F#mother-lovin' ^Bclutch ^F# But still I'm ^Bdrivin' a truck, ^Edrivin' a big ol' ^Btruck ^BHeadin' down the interstate, just ^F#tryin' to make a ^F#7buck ^BWearin' feather boas with ^Esequins and chi^C#7ffon while I'm ^Bdrivin' a truck with my ^F#high heels ^Bon ^G# I'm ^C#drivin' a truck, ^F#drivin' a ^C#truck ^C#Got a load to carry and some ^G#eyebrows left to ^G#7pluck And I'm ^C#late for my appointment down ^F#at the hair s^D#7alon C# tacet G# tacet G# So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high . heels . ^C#on . . . my ^F#high heels ^C#on! . . . . ^{G# C#}