"Weird Al" Yankovic - This is the life

^CI eat filet mignon seven ^C7times a day ^FMy bathtub's filled with ^FmPerrier ^G7What can I ^Fsay ^CThis is the life ^G

^CI buy a dozen cars when I'm ^C7in the mood ^FI hire somebody to ^Fmchew my food ^G7I'm an upwardly mobile ^Fdude ^CThis is the ^Glife

^CThey say that ^AmMoney corrupts you ^FBut I can't really ^Ctell ^DI got the whole world at my feet ^GAnd I think it's pretty swell

^CI got women lined up outside^C7 my door ^FThey've been waitin' there since the ^Fmweek before ^G7Who could ask for ^Fmore ^CThis is the life ^G

^AmYou're dead for a real long time ^FYou just can't prev^Cent it ^DSo if money can't buy happiness ^GI guess I'll have to rent it

^CYeah, every day I make the f^C7ront page news ^FNo time to ^Fmpay my dues ^G7I got a million pairs of ^Fshoes ^CThis is the life ^G

^AmI got a solid gold Cadillac ^FI make a fortune while I ^Csleep ^DYou can tell I'm a living legend and ^GNot some ordinary creep

^CNo way, I'm the boss, the Big ^C7Cheese ^FYeah, I got this town on its ^Fmknobby little knees ^G7I can do just what I ^Fplease ^CThis is the life^G

^GThat's right, I'm the ^Cking, ^C7number one ^FI buy monogrammed Kleenex ^Fmby the ton ^CI pay the bills, I ^C7call the shots ^FI grease the palms, I ^Fmbuy the yachts ^COne thing I can guarantee ^FThe best things in life, they ^Fmsure ain't free ^GIt's such a thrill just to be ^Fme This is the ^Alife ^FWa-a^G, this is the ^Clife