"Weird Al" Yankovic - The saga begins

A l^Gong, l^Dong ^Emtime ago, ^Amin a galaxy ^Cfar away, N^Emaboo was under an at^Dtack. And ^GI thought ^Dme and ^EmQui Gon Gin, could ^Amtalk the Feder^Cation into ^Emmaybe cutting t^Chem a little s^Dlack. ^EmBut There response it didnt thrill us^Am, they looked the^Em doors and t^Amried to kill us. ^CWe ^Gescaped from ^Amthat gas, and ^Cmet Jar Jar in Bossn^Dass, we ^Gtook a Bu^Dngo f^Emrom the scene and we ^Am7went to Fee to see the Q^Dueen, we a^Gll wound ^Dup on ^EmTatooine, thats ^Cwhere, we f^D7ound.. This B^Goy& ^{C G}

Oh ^Gmy, ^Cmy this here A^Gnakin ^Dguy, maybe ^GVader Someday l^Cater now hes j^Gust a small f^Dry. He l^Geft his ^Chome kissed his m^Gommy good^Dbye singing s^Emoon Im gonna be a J^A7edi&. ^EmSoon Im gonna be a J^D7edi&

D^Gid you know this Jun^Amkyard slave isnt e^Cven old en^Amough too shave, but ^Emhe can use the f^Dorce they say& ahh do y^Gou see h^Dim hitting ^Emon the queen though hes just n^Am7ine and shes ^C fourteen, yeah hes p^Emrobably gonna m^A7arry her somed^Day. Well I ^Emknow he built C-^D3PO and Ive h^Emeard how fast his P^Dod can go, and w^Ce were br^Goke its t^A7rue, so we ^Cmade a wager or ^D7two Ooo he was a ^Gprepu^Dbescent f^Emlying ace and the m^Aminute Jabba started o^Cff that race I k^Gnew who w^Dould win first ^Emplace, oh ^Cyes, it w^D7as, our b^Goy^C, ^G we started si^D7nging&..

No^Gw we finally got to C^Amorasaunt the ^CJedi Council we ^Amknew would want too ^Emsee how good the ^Dboy could be, so we t^Gook him th^Dere and we t^Emold a tale how his m^Am7any corians were o^Cff the scale and he ^Emmight for f^A7ill that Prop^Dhesy, well the co^Emuncil was imp^Dressed of course, could ^Emhe bring balance ^Dtoo the force, they ^Cinterv^Giewed the k^A7id, oh tra^Cining they fo^D7rbid, because Y^Goda se^Dnsed in ^Emhim much fear, and Q^Amui Gon said now li^Csten here, just st^Gick it i^Dn your po^Eminty ear, I st^Cill will te^D7ach, this b^Goy. ^{C G}

^GWe caught a r^Dide back too N^Emaboo, cause Q^Amueen Amedala w^Canted to, I f^Emrankly would have liked to s^Dtay, ^Gwe all fo^Dught in that ^Emepic war, and it wa^Gsnt long at a^Amll before little h^Got shot flew his p^Clane and saved the d^Day, and ^Emin the end some ^AmGun Gens died, some s^Emhips blew up and some pi^Amlots fried, a l^Cot of f^Golks were c^Amroakin, the b^Cattle droids were br^Doken, and the ^GJedi ^DI a^Emdmire most, met ^Cup with Darth Maul and ^D7now hes toast, well I^Gm still h^Dere and ^Emhes a ghost, I gu^Cess, Ill tr^D7ain, this b^Goy. ^{C G}