"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mr frump in the iron lung

^EbI visit Mr. ^BbFrump in the ^Chospital, I ^Fsee him most ^Bbevery ^Ebday And when I ^Ebsee Mr. ^BbFrump in his ^Ciron lung, ^FThis is what I ^Bbhear him ^Ebsay

You know, ^EbMr. F^Bbrump is my ^Cvery best friend, ^FHe's never a ^Bbchump or a ^Ebtease He never t^Ebells me l^Bbies and ^Cbest of all, H^Fe nev^Bber disa^Ebgrees

I bring him ^C#candy and flowers every ^G#afternoon Sit ^Ebdown by his side and say, ^Bb"Hi" And then I ^Ebask him his ^Bbopinion of the ^Cworld situation And I ^Fwait for Mr. ^BbFrump's ^Ebreply and Mr. Frump would say

Well, ^Ebmunfortunately, soon it ^Ccame to be ^FMr. Frump's ^Bbdying ^G#mday So now^Ebm I bring to you the ver^Cy last thing that ^FMr. Frump ^Bbhad to ^Ebsay

^G#mAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa^Ebmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!