Tuning: E A D G B E

[Intro]

^CMe-he-he-^Dhela^Gnie, ^AmWhat can the p^Droblem be? Sweet M^Ce-he-he-^Dhe-helan^Gie, ^CWhy won't you go ^Dout with ^Gme?

[Verse 1]

^DShe lived a^Ccross the street on the ^Gfifteenth floor of the ^DGilmore building. ^AmI saw her ^Cin the shower ^Greaching for some ^Dsoap. ^DI knew she ^Chad to be the ^Ggirl for me, and to ^Dthink I probably ne^Amver would have fo^Cund her, If I ^Ghadn't bought that ^Dtelescope.

[Chorus]

^CMe-he-he-^Dhela^Gnie, ^AmWhat can the p^Droblem be? Sweet M^Ce-he-he-^Dhe-helan^Gie, ^CWhy won't you go ^Dout with ^Gme?

[Verse 2]

^DI just can'^Ct understand it. Why won^G't you return my phone ^Dcalls? ^AmAre you st^Cill mad I gave^G a mohawk to your ^Dcat? ^DIf you'd ju^Cst say the wor^Gd, I'm certain that ^Dour love would last f^Amorever and ever, ^C Or ar^Ge you too dumb to r^Dealize that?

[Chorus]

^CMe-he-he-^Dhela^Gnie, ^AmWhat can the p^Droblem be? Sweet M^Ce-he-he-^Dhe-helan^Gie, ^CWhy won't you go ^Dout with ^Gme?

[Bridge]

^AmHow can you ignore me, when you ^Dknow that I can't live without you? ^AmI have to go through your garbage ^Cjust to learn more a^Dbout you. ^GMelan^Dieeeeee^Geeeee, ^Cooooooooo^Dooooo

Oh Swee^Ct Me-he-^Dhe-he-he^Glanie, ^CWhy won't you go ^Dout with ^Gme?

[Verse 3]

^DYou weren't^C impressed when I tattoo^Ged your name across my ^Dforehead. ^AmYou wouldn^C't listen when^G I promised to be ^Dtrue. ^DI couldn't ^Cstand it, so I^G jumped out from the^D sixteenth story wind^Amow right above yo^Cu. Now I^G may be dead but I ^Dstill love you.

[Chorus]

^CMe-he-he-^Dhela^Gnie, ^AmWhat can the p^Droblem be? Sweet M^Ce-he-he-^Dhe-helan^Gie, ^CWhy won't you go ^Dout with ^Gme?

I'm singin' M^Ce-he-he-h^Delan^Gie, ^AmWhat can the p^Droblem be? Sweet M^Ce-he-he-^Dhe-helan^Gie, ^CWhy won't you go ^Dout with ^Gme?

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Melanie