Tuning: E A D G B E

Standard Tuning EADGBe NO CAPO Intro: Gm Dm Gm Dm G# A# G# A# Gm Dm Gm Dm G# A# G# A# Verse 1:

^CmOnce there was this ^A#kid ^D#who ^G#took a trip to ^D#Singapore and b^A#rought along his ^D#spray paint And ^G#when he finally c^A#ame ^D#back, ^A#he ^D#had ca^G#ne marks all ^D#over his bot^A#tom He ^Bsaid that it was fr^D#om when the ^Bwarden whacked it ^A#so h^G#ard

Chorus 1:

^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm, ^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm ^G# ^A# ^G# ^A# ^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm, ^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm ^G# ^A# ^G# ^A#

Verse 2:

^CmOnce there was this ^A#girl ^D#who ^G#swore that one ^D#day she would be a ^A#figure skating ch^D#ampion And ^G#when she finally ^A#made ^D#it, ^A#she s^D#aw some ^G#other girl who was ^D#better ^A# And^B so she hired ^D#some guy to ^Bclub her in the ^A#kneec^G#ap

Chorus 2:

^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm, ^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm ^G# ^A# ^G# ^A# ^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm, ^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm ^G# ^A# ^G# ^A#

Bridge:

^FmThey got paid for ^D#their s^A#ound bites ^FmAnd sold their TV ^D#movie rig^A#hts

Verse 3:

And ^Cmthen there was this ^A#guy ^D#who ^G#made his wife so^D# mad one night that ^A#she cut off his w^D#einer And ^G#when he finally c^A#ame ^D#to, ^A#he f^D#ound that Mr. ^G#Happy was miss^D#ing ^A# He ^Bcouldn't quite expl^D#ain it, it'd ^Balways just ^A#been t^G#here

Chorus 3:

^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm, ^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm ^G# ^A# ^G# ^A# ^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm, ^GmMmmm Mmmm ^DmMmmm Mmmm ^G# ^A# ^G# ^A#

(fade out "aahh aah aaahh aahhh)

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