Voltaire - The trouble with tribbles
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This song is preformed voltaire on the Bitrektual album and again sorry for any spelling mistakes
CHORDS: Em,B7,Am
Tuning: D,G,C,F,A,D
EmI worked on a garbage skowl near the neutral B7zone
And Im Emsure you've heard Amwhat occurs B7when a fella is aEmlone
EmI was mighty Amlonley there, till I Emmet a man named B7Jones
And he Emsold me a muff, Amcoverd in fluff so I B7would,t have to spank my bB7oneEm
CHORUS
AmGet your self a Emtribble, and Amthen your good to Emgo
If you got Amenough quadrotritiEmcale, you'll have an B7endless supply of ho's
I Amgrabbed myself some vaEmseline and Amslatherd up my Empole
But the Amtrouble with these tribbles, there B7fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
EmThat mate there is Amscotty, he's our Emchief engiB7neer
AnEmd he's never had a ho, cause Ammost don't know he's as B7queer as vulcan beB7er Em
I Emcaught him with some Amtribbles, I Emsaid "boy areB7 you dumb"?
&Emquot;Hear my song Amyour doing it wrong&quoB7t; he was shoving themB7 upEm his bum.
CHORUS
AmGet your self a Emtribble, and Amthen your good to Emgo
If you got Amenough quadrotritiEmcale, you'll have an B7endless supply of ho's
I Amgrabbed myself some vaEmseline and Amslatherd up my Empole
But the Amtrouble with these tribbles, there B7fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
EmKlingon captain AmKoloth, he's Emmean as he is shB7rewd
And Emon shore leave, he Emgot us pB7eeved because he is very rudB7e. Em
We Embeamed all of our Amtribbles to EmKoloth and his B7crew
But Emfrom the yells we Amcouldn't tell, B7who was raping whB7o Em
CHORUS
AmGet your self a Emtribble, and Amthen your good to Emgo
If you got Amenough quadrotritiEmcale, you'll have an B7endless supply of ho's
I Amgrabbed myself some vaEmseline and Amslatherd up my Empole
But the Amtrouble with these tribbles, there B7fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
AmBones says these critters are all Empregnant when there born
AmI had just one now I have a Emthousand maybe more
AmI have so many now, I Emknow just what to do
B7I think I'll start an intersteller heavy petting zoo.
EmI was on KAm7 when EmI saw Mr B7Jones
EmI gave him what for and Amsaid theirs more I've B7come to pick a bonB7e. Em
EmThat tribble that you Amsold me, Emit didn't have a hole to B7screw
"Em;You dope" heAm said you donB7't screw them you let those thinB7gs Emscrew you
CHORUS
AmGet your self a Emtribble, and Amthen your good to Emgo
If you got Amenough quadrotritiEmcale, you'll have a B7dozen of them in your hole
I Amgrabbed myself some vaEmseline and Amslatherd up my Emrump
cause the Amnice thing about these Emtribbles, there B7fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum.
I guess scotty was right after all "I told ya laddie"
EmSo go back to your Amquarters and Emon your bunk you B7lay
EmYou hope an prey that Amon our way we B7pass a bird of preB7y Em
EmTribbles hate the AmKlongons, they Emrealy make them B7go
They Emget irate and tAmhey vibrate up B7in your hiney hoB7le Em
CHORUS
AmGet your self a Emtribble, and Amthen your good to Emgo
If you got Amenough quadrotritiEmcale, you'll have a B7dozen of them in your hole
I Amgrabbed myself some vaEmseline and Amslatherd up my Emrump
cause the Amnice thing about these Emtribbles, there B7fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum.
These tribbles boldly going, into your frankin hole