Unsigned - Meat flavored crayons-flawed assumptions

verse 1: G---------------------------| D---------------------------| A-3-3-3--5-5-5--------------| E--------------5-5-5--1-1-1-| chorus: G----------------------------| D----------------------------| A-3-3--5-5-5-5-----8-7-5-7-3-| E--------------5-5-----------| verse 2: G---------------------------| D---------------------------| A-3-3-3--5-5-5--------------| E--------------5-5-5--1-1-1-| chorus: G----------------------------| D----------------------------| A-3-3--5-5-5-5-----8-7-5-7-3-| E--------------5-5-----------| interlude: G---------------------------------------------------| D---------------------------------------------------| A-3(8 times)-5(8 times)-----------8-7-5-7-5-3-5-3-3-| E-----------------------5(8 times)------------------| (reapeat 4x) chorus: G----------------------------| D----------------------------| A-3-3--5-5-5-5-----8-7-5-7-3-| E--------------5-5-----------|