Intro: |--------------------------------| |--------------------------------| |-0---0---2--2/4\2-0---0---------| |---------0----------2---2-0-----| |-3------------------------------| |-----3------0-------------------| |-----------------------------------| |-----------------------------------| |-----0-0---2---2/4\2-0---0---------| |---2-------0-----------2---2-0-----| |-3---------------------------------| |-------3-------0-------------------| Verse:

i l^Cike the tone of your trumpet come^G on let's spill some paint let's r^Daise a glass of milk to the ^Emend of another day and to the k^Ciss that's still intangible the ^Gkids are alright just unmanageable ^D they won't do a damn thing^Em that you say

Interlude: G D Em C |---------------------------------------| |-3--------0--------0-----1-0-----------| |-0---2--2---2--0-----0-------2-0-------| |-----0---------2-----------------------| |-------------------------3-------------| |-3-------------0-----------------------| Verse 2:

your v^Goice is all detached on a ^Dradio-wave breeze we h^Emave another caller with a ^Cbachelor degree talkin' a^Glien invasion as the ^Donly chance for unity well s^Emorry to interrupt you caller but that's a ^Cphysical impossibility

Chorus:

^G ^D that's ^Ema physical im^Cpossibility G D Em A D A D (listen for timing) that's a physical impossibility

Bridge:

you'd be to^Assed up or wash^Ded up the n^Aarrator relates ^D in a sp^Aartan antar^Dctican can w^Aalk for many days ^D meet with ^Aemperor pengu^Din de^Avotion to the egg ^D and their ^Awomen are swimm^Ding from h^Aalf an ocean away ^D

Solo: G D Em C x2 Verse 3:

^Gdon't sound so detached t^Dhis is you and me just g^Emive me your opinion befo^Cre you turn to leave your c^Grust is just incredible, the r^Dadio was edible when you said^Em don't wipe your asses with your s^Cleeves

your're a physical impossibility Chorus:

^G ^D your're a p^Emhysical impos^Csibility G D It was a p^Fhysical impossib^Cility ^G ^F

Outro Solo: C G F x 7 End on C

Tragically Hip - Emperor penguin