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Artist: Tool Song: Hooker With A Penis *NOTE* This will not allow you to play along with the track. It is just a fun, easy chord version of the song. I put some suggested strumming patterns in parenthesis. [VERSE 1] [D D - -]

^DI ^Dmet a ^Dboy ^Dwearing ^DVans, ^D50^F1s, ^Fand a ^DDope ^DBeastie ^Dtee, ^Dnipple ^Frings ^FNew tat^Ftoos that ^Fclaimed that

[D DU U D]

^DHe ^Dwas OG^CT, ^CAfter '9^D2, ^DThe first E^CP. ^C

[D D - -]

^CAnd in ^Dbetween ^DSips of ^DCoke ^DHe told ^Dme that ^DHe thought ^DWe were ^Dsellin' ^Dout, ^FLayin' ^Fdown, ^FSuckin' ^Fup ^FTo the ^Fman.

[CHORUS 1] [D DU U D]

Well now ^CI've got some ^GAdvice for ^Dyou, little ^Dbuddy. ^FBefore you point the ^Gfinger You should ^Dknow that I'm the ^Dman, And if ^CI'm the man, Then ^Gyou're the man, and ^DHe's the man as ^Awell so you can ^FPoint that fuckin' ^Gfinger up your ^Dass. ^D

F G D D [VERSE 2] [D D - -]

^DAll you know ^Dabout me is what I've ^Dsold you, ^DDumb fuck. ^DI sold out ^Dlong before you ^Dever even ^Dheard my ^Dname. I sold my ^Fsoul to make a ^Frecord, ^FDip shit, ^FAnd ^Fyou ^Fbought ^Fone.

[CHORUS 2] [D DU U D]

So ^CI've got some ^GAdvice for ^Dyou, little ^Dbuddy. ^FBefore you point your ^Gfinger You should ^Dknow that I'm the ^Dman, If ^CI'm the fuckin' ^Gman Then you're the ^Dfuckin' man as ^Awell

So you can

^FPoint that fuckin' ^Gfinger up your ^Dass. ^D F G D D F F D

[VERSE 3] [D DU U D]

^AAll you know a^Dbout me is what I've ^Dsold you, ^DDumb fuck. ^FI sold out ^Flong before you ^Gever ^Gheard my ^Dname. I sold my ^Dsoul to make a ^Drecord, ^DDip shit, ^FAnd you ^Gbought one. ^D ^D

[BRIDGE] [D DU U D] C G D D F G D D [VERSE 4] [D D - -]

^FAll you r^Fead and ^FWear or ^Fsee and ^CHear on ^CTV ^CIs a ^Cproduct ^GBegging ^Gfor your ^GFatass ^Gdirty ^DDollar ^N.C.So...Shut up and

[OUTRO] [DUDUDUDU]

^DBuy ^Dbuy ^Dbuy ^CBuy ^Cmy new record ^DBuy ^Dbuy ^Dbuy ^CSend ^Cmore money ^DFuck ^Dyou, buddy. ^CFuck ^Cyou, buddy. ^DFuck ^Dyou, buddy. ^CFuck ^Cyou, buddy. D [hold]

Tool - Hooker with a penis