This is about a um...I'd kinda reached the end of an emotional cul de sac one particular evening um. It's a strange sort of evening, I ending up at a little fine old place called 'The Three little Pigs'. Well I was staring at the beer nuts and the swizzle sticks and the, the three little pigs and I was getting a lot of visual and verbal insubordination from a double knit character in the corner. Intro: Ebmaj9 | Cm7 | F9 | Bb | single notes Bb C D VERSE 1:

^Ebmaj9Warm beer and cold ^Cm7women, ^F9I just don't fit in ^BbEvery Joint I stumbled into tonight ^EbThat's just how it's been.

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^Bb ^C ^D All these ^Ebdouble knit ^Cm7strangers with ^F9Gin and vermouth, ^Bband recycled stories In the ^Ebnaugahyde booths.

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And the plat^Abinum blon^Bbdes, and ^Emaj9tobacco brun^Cm7ettes, ^F9I'll just be drinkin to forget you babe, ^BbI'll lite ^Ebanother cigarette.

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^Eb ^F ^G And the ^Abband's playin' ^Bbsomething by^Emaj9 Tammy ^Cm7Wynette, ^F9And the drinks are on ^Bbme to^Ebnight.

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^Ebmaj9all my conversations now ^Cm7I'll just be talkin^F9' about you baby ^Bbah, borin' some sailor as I try to get t^Ebhrough

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^Bb ^C ^D I just wan^Ebt him to lis^Cm7ten now ^F9I said that's all you have to do ^Bbhe said I'm better off without you till I ^Ebshowed him my tatt

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now the ^Abmoon's ri^Bbsing ain'^Emaj9t got no tim^Cm7e to lose ^F9time to get down to drinking ^Bbtell the b^Eband to play the blu

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es ^Eb ^F ^G drink's ^Abare on me, I'll^Bb buy couple ^Emaj9rounds ^Cm7 ^F9at the last ditch atte^Bbmpt s^Ebaloon

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^Ebmaj9Warm beer and cold ^Cm7women, ^F9oh I just don't fit in ^BbEvery Joint I stumbled into tonight That's jus^Ebt how it's been.

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^Bb ^C ^D All these ^Ebdouble knit ^Cm7strangers with ^F9Gin and vermouth, ^Bband receding hairlines In the ^Ebnaugahyde booths.

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And the plat^Abinum blon^Bbdes, toba^Emaj9cco brunette^Cm7s, ^F9I'll just be drinkin to forget you babe, ^BbI'll lite ^Ebmenthol cigarette.

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^Eb ^F ^G And the ^Abband's playin' ^Bbsomething by^Emaj9 Johnny^Cm7 Barnett, ^F9at the last ditch atte^Bbmpt s^Ebaloon

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