^Cm/AbMr. Henry stumbles home ^FWhen the evening's ^Bb7done ^EbHe's as poor as a chur^Dbdim7ch mouse High ^G7on the Meyer's rum ^AbTugging at his ^Eb/Bbshirttail ^AbJiggling a c^G/Dhurch key ^F7Chewing on a toothpick On ^Bb7susanother bin^Bb7ge

^Cm/AbTrampling the rosebush ^FWhistin' to himself^Bb7... ^EbNow don't wake up t^Dbdim7he neighbours Spitt^G7ing on the hinge ^AbRattling the mi^Eb/Bblkbottles ^AbTripping on ^G/Da skate ^F7Hidin' from the Newsboys Bef^Bb7susore it's to^Bb7o late

^Cm/AbThe Screen door's open ^FDon't make no noise^Bb7 in the Kitchen ^EbGot no excuse ^Dbdim7 For a^G7 cold, grey wife that starts bitchin' ^AbThat the no goo^Eb/Bbd bum's ^Abat it again ^{G/D F7}After she's given him The^Bb7sus best years^Bb7 of her life

^Cm/AbHe'll tell her he was celebrating ^FSavage's divorce ^{Bb7 Eb}Played a hunch out ^Dbdim7at Yonkers You c^G7an never trust a horse ^AbAnd thrown in j^Eb/Bbail ^AbSwore he'd n^G/Dever do these things again ^F7He's got an alibi But^Bb7sus never tell^Bb7s her where he's been