Well the ^Ceggs chase the ^Fbacon r^Cound the fryin' ^Fpan and the ^Cwhinin' dog ^Ampidgeons by the ^Dmsteeple bell ^G7rope and the ^Cdogs tipped the ^Fgarbage pails ^Cover last ^Fnight and there's ^Calways con^Amstruction work ^Dmbothering ^G7you

In the ^Cneighbor^Fhood In the ^Cneighbor^Fhood In the ^Cneigh^G7bor^Chood

^CFriday's a ^Ffuneral and ^CSaturday's a ^Fbride ^CSey's got a ^Ampistol on the ^Dmregister ^G7side and the ^Cgoddamn del^Fivery trucks they ^Cmake to much ^Fnoise and we ^Cdon't get our ^Ambutter de^Dmlivererd no ^G7more

Well ^Cbig Mambo's ^Fkicking his ^Cold grey ^Fhound and the ^Ckids can't get ^Amice-cream 'cause the ^Dmmarket burned ^G7down and the ^Cnewspaper ^Fsleeping bags ^Cblow down the ^Flane and the ^Cgoddamn ^Amflatbed's got me ^Dmpinned in a^G7gain

There's a ^Ccouple Filipino ^Fgirl's ^Cgigglin' by the c^Fhurch and the ^Cwindow is ^Ambusted and the ^Dmlandlord ain't ^G7home and ^CButch joined the ^Farmy yea ^Cthat's where he's ^Fbeen and the ^Cjackhammer's ^Amdiggin' up the ^Dmsidewalks ^G7again