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Christmas Card From a Hooker In Minneapolis - Tom Waits Just a very simple version, each chord gets a single strum, sounds about right when I play along, if very simplified.
F# hey Charley I'm prBbegnant Band living on 9th street F# right above a Bbdirty bookstore B off Euclid avenue F# and I stopped taking dBbope and BI quit drinking whiskey and my Abmold man plays the trBbmombone and Bworks outDbm at the trF#ack.
F# and he says that he Bbloves me B even though its not his baby F# and he says that he'll Bbraise him up like hBe would his own son F# and he gave me a Bbring that was Ebmworn by his mother andB he takes me out dDbancin everyB saturDbmday nigF#ht.
F# and hey Charley I Bbthink about you B everytime I pass a fillin' station F# on account of all the grBbease youB'd wear in your hair F# and I still have that reBbcord of lEbmittle anthony &ampF#; the imperials butB someone stole my record player Dbm how do you like tF#hat? Bb
Ebm hey Charley I Dbmalmost went crazy Abm after mario got Dbmbusted B so I went back to DbOmaha to F#live with my fBbolks Ebm but everyone I Dbused to know was either Bdead or in prison Abm came back to MBbminneapolis this Btime I think I'm gonna stay.
F# hey Charley I think IBb'm happy B for the first time since my accident F# and I wish I had Bball the money that we useBd to spend on dope F# I'd buy me a used Bbcar lot and I Ebmwouldn't sell any of em I'd just Bdrive a different cDbar every day deBpendin onDb how I feeF#l.
F# hey CharleyBb for chrissakes B do you want to know the truth of it? F# I don't haveBb a husband B he don't play the trombone F# and I need to borrowBb money toEbm pay this lawyer and ChaF#rley, hey I'll be eBligible for parole come valentines dF#ay.