Tom Rosenthal - Melania

Oh Me^Clania He walks ah^Emead of ya No good man should ^Fdo that He is the m^Amightiest prat The world has ^Cever seen Why did you become ^Emhis queen Do you like those ^Ftiny hands Only you can ^Ambreak up the band

You can be like ^EmYoko ^FOno ^EmYou don't have to be on your^F own oh

You can ^Cshave off all his hair You can ^Amleave him on the lake You could ^Dthrow his phone down the Grand Canyon And ^Fgive the world a break You can ^Cput him in a rocket Send ^Amhim to outer space There should^D probably be some distance Between ^Fhim and the human race. ^C

Oh Me^Clania Does he really ^Emlove ya? More than he loves ^FBannon And the other loose c^Amannons ^A You're the first ^Clady But we need you to be ^Emshady We can see it in ^Fthose eyes Are you our hero ^Amin disguise?

You could ^Emcrush his loony ^Fdream ^EmYou could take one for the t^Feam

You could ^Cbuild him a wall That s^Amurrounds him on all sides You could ^Dlock him in a lift with a bunch of scientists Before ^Fwe're swallowed by the tides Or just l^Ceave the tape running He's bound ^Amto say something bad If you could ^Dsecretly film him hugging a Russian Then ^Fthe world is in your hands ^C

^EmWe need ^Dmyou Will ^Amyou please ^Ghelp us ^Cout? Thank y^Fou. ^CYou could go down in ^Emhistor^Dmy As ^Amthe one who ^Gset us free t^Cemporari^Fly

You could ^Ccut up all his ties You could ^Amdress him like a goose You could ^Ddo something quite age appropriate Like^F take him on a cruise You could ^Cput him in a spaceship Send ^Amhim to outer space There should p^Drobably be some distance Between ^Fhim and the human r^Cace

^EmWe need ^Dmyou Will ^Amyou please ^Ghelp us ^Cout? Thank y^Fou.