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Amazingly funny person and a great song. *Note - Tim alternates the base on the 7th chords like this C7 below. e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--1-------------------------------------| G|----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3--3-------------------------------------| D|----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2--2------2------------------------------| A|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----1--------------------------------| E|-------3-----------3-----------3--------3----------------------------------| [Verse 1]
C7My wife is out for 3 days to visit her mom C7I was supposed to cook and clean while she was gone
C7Somehow she never buckles under all the demands C7I had to know her secret, I had to understand
[Verse 1]
Well, I tF7hought it might be coffee but that gives her the shakes It might F7be soap operas but she says their too fake It's not theC7 car she drives or what she puts in her hair I realG#7ized it's gG7ot be something she wears.
[Chorus]
Yoga pants, F7she wears them all day Yoga pants, hC7mmm.... at work and at play Yoga pants, F7what's all the fuss What mG#7akes them so G7special that they keep them from us?
[Verse 3]
C7Well any normal person would leave it alone C7But I'm not a normal person and nobody was home C7My wife was out of town and the kids were outside C7I went into the bedroom and decided I would try...
[Chorus]
Yoga pants, sF7o stretchy and thin Yoga pants, fC7eels like my own skin Yoga pants, wF7here you been all my life? I've nG#7ever done YG7oga but these make me wanna try...
Yoga pants, F7so soft and so sleek Yoga pants, C7feels good on my cheeks Yoga pants, F7these are the best... If yourG#7 waiting for a G7video .... don't hold your breath