Tim Hawkins - Santa claus joined the mafia

^GGunshots ring, hear 'em whistle, Man in ^Dred has a pistol The s^D7eason has ^Cchanged, and ev^Derything's s^D7trange. ^BmSanta Claus j^Doined the ^Gmafia.

^GOh, you do what he wishes, Or you'll s^Dleep with the fishes It's an o^D7ffer you c^Choose, you ^Dcan't ^D7refuse, ^BmSanta Claus j^Doined the ^Gmafia.

^AIf any of the ^Eelves get squea^Alin', Sa^Enta's gonna have to h^Aunt 'em d^Eown ^CHe can call Fr^Gosty The hit m^Dan, And ^D7he can do the j^Aob While he's in ^Dtown.

So, deck the ^Ghalls with boughs o' holly, Sing a ^Dlot and be jolly And ^D7have lots o'c^Cheer, or yo^Du'll dis^D7appear, ^BmSanta Claus j^Doined the ^Gmafia.

^AI suggest you ^Eleave out some ^Acookies, Ca^Ekes, pies, m^Aaybe a pumpkin br^Eead ^DAnd if you say you d^Gon't believe in^D Santa, ^D7You'll wind up with a r^Aeindeer head in yer^D bed.

^GSo be nice, don't be naughty, Don't wind u^Dp like John Gotti And ^D7be on the Nice ^CList, Or S^Danta g^D7ets, ^BmSanta Claus j^Doined the ^Gmafia.