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Well my Eold john deer finally broke down BUsed it every day drove it into the ground So I F#mwent to get a new one way up town And AI was out of luck, cause Bthey were all out So I Efound a used tractor on craigs list BThere was no picture but I couldnt resist It seemed F#mlike a good deal but now I regret it If you Awanna know why go Btake a look at it
EI got stuck with a pretty pink tractor BGo take a peek its out in the pasture F#mpeople make fun but it don't matter Adrives real loud so you Bcan't hear the laughter Eplays a sweet song when you turn on the corner Bflowery canopy when it gets warmer F#mWhen I think about it I just get madder AI got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
EJust when I thought it couldn't get no worse My Bdaddy came by Sunday after church He said F#mson don't you listen to them big mouth jerks If Apeople make fun Bhit em with your purse and
ETake em for a ride on your pretty pink tractor BCan I get a picture I wanna show my pastor I'm F#msure all the family would wanna take a gander ASo im gonna show em your Bpretty pink tractor
(after the chorus there is a guitar who plays) E-5-5-5-5-3s-5-E B-5-5-5-5-3s-5-B G--------------G D--------------D A--------------A E--------------E
ETally tubby cover Bon the seat F#mLike a red-neck Asesame street Boh yeah!
Gotta watch out when you buy on line don't turn out good all the time why yall gotta make fun that way it plows it up eight bells of hay give me a minute while i put this dip in hit with a purse and you be trippin snap shot cheap shot take a look post it all up on yo facebook every body hatin on my new ride cows and chicken dog and pig jump on my tractor let it flow gotchya trippin on a double rainbow I fire it up I hear yall laughin makin it rain I'm a red-neck rapping pepto bismal fashion pink I know yall really wanna be me!
EPlays a sweet song when you turn on the corner BBarbie would drive it, if she was a farmer F#mWhen I think about it
I just get madder
AI got stuck with a Bpretty pink tracter who yeah yeah EI need to go to town B And trade it in for a F#mgreen or brown A Who wants my Bpretty pink tractor