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Tim Hawkins Colonoscopy Song Intro: Cm Fm G Cm 2x Verse 1:
CmYou have some lovely children and a lovely wife, Fm GYou have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life, Cm
CmBut you knew the day was coming, FmIt was always meant to be.
CmThe doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy! G Cm
Chorus:
FmOh colon colon colonoscopy Cm GA wonderful procedure I’m shure you will agreCme
FmNumbers up it time to take one for the team Cm GIts right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.Cm
Verse 2:
CmThere is some preparation that you should know about, Fm GYou have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you oCmut,
CmThey take a certain instrument to look around insideFm, GAnd honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy rideCm!
Chorus 2:
FmOh colon colon colonoscopCmy, GA wonderful procedure to help prevent diseaseCm,
FmStay close to a bathroom, CmCareful when you sneeze,
GYou cant get away from colonoscopy! Cm
Verse 3:
CmIts not a lot of pleasure FmIts not a lot of fun,
GBut now your turning 40 so you know it must be doneCm, CmIts not an ordinary, typicaFml exam!
GYou lay down on the table then TCmHANK you ma’am!
Chorus 3:
FmOh colon colon cCmolonoscopy GA wonderful procedure as everyonCme can see
FmAnd never underestimate Cmhow thorough they will be! GIts time to take your medicine colonoscopyCm!