They Might Be Giants - Memo to human resources

^CI'll be in the b^Emack, and ^FI don't need t^Ghe help I'm ^Cgood here in the b^Emack; I'm ^Fgood all by m^Gyself I'm ^Fbusy taking stock of all the things that I forgot And ^Fmaking mental notes of just exactly where I lost th^Em7e plot

I ^Cstuck around too ^Emlong feeling ^Fsorry for m^Gyself A ^Cdisinvited ^Emguest rifles ^Fthrough the bathroo^Gm shelf I'm ^Fsearching for some disbelief that I can still suspend But ^Fnever mind the furthermore, the plea is self-defense a^Em7-gain

^FThen the ^Dmpeople ^Gcame to ^Emtalk me^Am down And ^FI got some ^Gadvice ^FThen the ^Dmpeople ^Gcame to ^Emtalk me^Am down But ^FI don't need ^Gadvice I^Fm'm down ^C

^CLater in my ^Emcar I con^Fsidered what yo^Gu said I'm ^Cgood here in my ^Emcar; I'm ^Fgood with what yo^Gu said And ^FI'd be shouting out to you, but I was mighty hoarse ^FTalk you through the finer points and issues much too small to^Em7 force

^FThen the ^Dmpeople ^Gcame to ^Emtalk me^Am down And ^FI got some ^Gadvice ^FThen the ^Dmpeople ^Gcame to ^Emtalk me^Am down But ^FI don't need ^Gadvice I^Fm'm down ^C